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Phytogoddess|26|TX

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

normal girl no symptoms

[the-big-mood]

Walter White in Mario Kart Wii

https://m.youtube.com/c/TheChiptuner

[eevilshits]

[treecitysessions]

Everything gets so lame when normies start saying it like why are you as a heterosexual local white man calling things “cunty”

[imtiredofactingokay]

[onvochn]

[internetwes]

[messygoku]

John green needs to come back to tumblr now

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

any day now.

[joshpeck]

all men do is lie

[couriernewvegas]

[eevilshits]

[neilcicierega]

ARIEL NEEDS LEGS

I was gonna make Emmy draw this but she said no so I drew it myself.

I’ve never drawn a comic before!

edit: WATCH IN MOTION COMIC FORM

[fluorescentnova]

guys this post is turning a decade in 8 days

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Guys this post will be older than a decade in eight days

[maykitz]

biggest L i've had to take from morning people is that the hours between 5 - 9 am really do have 7x as much time in them than the ones between 9 pm - 1 am and you can get your whole day's worth of shit done by noon

[girlrustcohle]

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

[diamantefangs]

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[woodwool]

🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

[patrick-stewart]

TWILIGHT (2008) but it’s just the scenes I quote all the time

[crazyaboutto]

@nap-hime