One Really Dumb Fox

I'm typically busy at the office, but my box is always open if you wanna ask me something. Please call me Nick. (RP blog, currently under construction, SFW/NSFW-friendly, indie, non-selective, infrequent replies due to other responsibilities...) [Follow back @thenameishammer]

[betelgeusessonajblog]

piberius-tiberius‌:

“What do you mean? This has always been my normal acce- Hmm… is it possible that I remind you of someone else?” The green-wearing vulpine scratched his head.

“You kinda remind me of someone I care about.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Really? He must be a hard working fox, a do-gooder for his community, and a noble partner.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ nods “Nick is. He’s the sweetest guy I know, heck of a guy.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Hmm… maybe we’re related somehow. Anything’s possible.” He shrugged.

“The name’s Robin, by the way. Sir Robin of Locksley. Most people add the surname Hood, but you could just call me Rob if you want.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“Robin Hood? Wow nice to meet you.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Pleasure’s all mine, mister…” He reached out his paw.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ smiles as he shakes Robin’s paw

[piberius-tiberius]

“Man, that’s a strong grip you got there. You must give your Nicholas a real challenge.” Robin admired, his smile unwavering.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

piberius-tiberius‌:

“What do you mean? This has always been my normal acce- Hmm… is it possible that I remind you of someone else?” The green-wearing vulpine scratched his head.

“You kinda remind me of someone I care about.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Really? He must be a hard working fox, a do-gooder for his community, and a noble partner.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ nods “Nick is. He’s the sweetest guy I know, heck of a guy.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Hmm… maybe we’re related somehow. Anything’s possible.” He shrugged.

“The name’s Robin, by the way. Sir Robin of Locksley. Most people add the surname Hood, but you could just call me Rob if you want.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“Robin Hood? Wow nice to meet you.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Pleasure’s all mine, mister...” He reached out his paw.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

piberius-tiberius‌:

“What do you mean? This has always been my normal acce- Hmm… is it possible that I remind you of someone else?” The green-wearing vulpine scratched his head.

“You kinda remind me of someone I care about.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Really? He must be a hard working fox, a do-gooder for his community, and a noble partner.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ nods “Nick is. He’s the sweetest guy I know, heck of a guy.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Hmm... maybe we’re related somehow. Anything’s possible.” He shrugged.

“The name’s Robin, by the way. Sir Robin of Locksley. Most people add the surname Hood, but you could just call me Rob if you want.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

piberius-tiberius‌:

“What do you mean? This has always been my normal acce- Hmm… is it possible that I remind you of someone else?” The green-wearing vulpine scratched his head.

“You kinda remind me of someone I care about.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Really? He must be a hard working fox, a do-gooder for his community, and a noble partner.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ hangs upside down, his tail wrapped around a tree branch. He was reading a book, it was floating upside down in front of him. He was so absorbed in the book he had no idea someone was walking up to him.

[piberius-tiberius]

“Pardon me good sir, but are you sure all the blood’s not rushing to your head doing that?”

Just then, a somewhat familiar fox emerged to say hello, wearing a mild lime green hat and shirt.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ smirks hearing the familiar fox’s voice “Well what brings you here, foxy?”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Well, I just heard a tip from another dear fox I know in the neighborhood, that you find this to be a quiet place to hang at lunchtime.” He replied, with a slight English brogue.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ jumps out of the tree then lands on the ground “Oooh…Blood rushing to the head.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Oh my gosh… are you OK? Try not to move too quickly, give yourself a moment.” The vulpine coached, focusing on AJ’s face.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ nods “Yeah I’m fine…Not blacked out yet so I’m fine.”

[piberius-tiberius]

The fox kneeled down to the grassy floor, eyes still focused on the lizard.

“OK. Still, don’t stand up just yet.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ gives a thumbs up “What was with the English sounding accent?”

[piberius-tiberius]

“What do you mean? This has always been my normal acce- Hmm... is it possible that I remind you of someone else?” The green-wearing vulpine scratched his head.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ hangs upside down, his tail wrapped around a tree branch. He was reading a book, it was floating upside down in front of him. He was so absorbed in the book he had no idea someone was walking up to him.

[piberius-tiberius]

“Pardon me good sir, but are you sure all the blood’s not rushing to your head doing that?”

Just then, a somewhat familiar fox emerged to say hello, wearing a mild lime green hat and shirt.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ smirks hearing the familiar fox’s voice “Well what brings you here, foxy?”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Well, I just heard a tip from another dear fox I know in the neighborhood, that you find this to be a quiet place to hang at lunchtime.” He replied, with a slight English brogue.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ jumps out of the tree then lands on the ground “Oooh…Blood rushing to the head.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Oh my gosh… are you OK? Try not to move too quickly, give yourself a moment.” The vulpine coached, focusing on AJ’s face.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ nods “Yeah I’m fine…Not blacked out yet so I’m fine.”

[piberius-tiberius]

The fox kneeled down to the grassy floor, eyes still focused on the lizard.

“OK. Still, don’t stand up just yet.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ hangs upside down, his tail wrapped around a tree branch. He was reading a book, it was floating upside down in front of him. He was so absorbed in the book he had no idea someone was walking up to him.

[piberius-tiberius]

“Pardon me good sir, but are you sure all the blood’s not rushing to your head doing that?”

Just then, a somewhat familiar fox emerged to say hello, wearing a mild lime green hat and shirt.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ smirks hearing the familiar fox’s voice “Well what brings you here, foxy?”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Well, I just heard a tip from another dear fox I know in the neighborhood, that you find this to be a quiet place to hang at lunchtime.” He replied, with a slight English brogue.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ jumps out of the tree then lands on the ground “Oooh…Blood rushing to the head.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Oh my gosh... are you OK? Try not to move too quickly, give yourself a moment.” The vulpine coached, focusing on AJ’s face.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ hangs upside down, his tail wrapped around a tree branch. He was reading a book, it was floating upside down in front of him. He was so absorbed in the book he had no idea someone was walking up to him.

[piberius-tiberius]

“Pardon me good sir, but are you sure all the blood’s not rushing to your head doing that?”

Just then, a somewhat familiar fox emerged to say hello, wearing a mild lime green hat and shirt.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ smirks hearing the familiar fox’s voice “Well what brings you here, foxy?”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Well, I just heard a tip from another dear fox I know in the neighborhood, that you find this to be a quiet place to hang at lunchtime.” He replied, with a slight English brogue.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

AJ hangs upside down, his tail wrapped around a tree branch. He was reading a book, it was floating upside down in front of him. He was so absorbed in the book he had no idea someone was walking up to him.

[piberius-tiberius]

“Pardon me good sir, but are you sure all the blood’s not rushing to your head doing that?”

Just then, a somewhat familiar fox emerged to say hello, wearing a mild lime green hat and shirt.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

So apparently this little fox broke into a family’s house in London through a cat flap and found a warm spot atop the microwave to sleep on. 

[betelgeusessonajblog]

So THIS is how my blog currently fucking looks why do they THINK I have NSFW content on there? There’s NO FUCKING IMAGES YOU STUPID BASTARDS! NAZIS ARE FUCKING FINE BUT NORMAL ADULT STUFF NOOOO THAT’S A FUCKING NO-NO WE DON’T LIKE THAT. GET YOUR FUCKING PRIORITIES STRAIGHT TUMBLR YOU STUPID FUCKING BUNCH OF BASTARDS STOP FUCKING OVER PEOPLE THAT DON’T DESERVE IT AND GO AFTER THE SHITTY ONES!!!!

[foxesonly]

[piberius-tiberius]

@betelgeusessonajblog @savagejack @cxttxntail

Hope you don’t mind me tagging you guys.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

piberius-tiberius‌:

“That’d work for me.” The two guys cuddled on their deck.

“Honestly Halloween’s just became a night where I’d sit in the dark, play horror games and watch ‘scary’ movies.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Scary, though not seriously scary. The funny kind.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“No scary movies don’t scare me anymore hell nothing really does.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Maybe getting scared is overrated. Laughing about frights is usually better.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

piberius-tiberius‌:

“That’d work for me.” The two guys cuddled on their deck.

“Honestly Halloween’s just became a night where I’d sit in the dark, play horror games and watch ‘scary’ movies.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Scary, though not seriously scary. The funny kind.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“Ugh Halloween’s coming up soon, yawwwwn.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Not as fun as it used to be?” The fox asked, popping open a drink for the pair.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“That’s one half of it hon.” AJ said as he sighed 

[piberius-tiberius]

“And the other?” He asked, with an arm at the lizard’s back.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“The other is that I grew up in the Netherworld, that shit was like Halloween 24/7.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“So it was more than easy to get burned out. I can understand that.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“Exactly It’d get dull so fast you’d think it was just a typical day.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Yeah. That would be the exact thing to

turn me off Halloween completely.”

Nick groaned in agreement, turning to the lizard.

“We’ll at least stockpile on candy, right?”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“Oh yeah….we could watch Rocky Horror, have a laugh on Halloween.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“That’d work for me.” The two guys cuddled on their deck.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“Ugh Halloween’s coming up soon, yawwwwn.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Not as fun as it used to be?” The fox asked, popping open a drink for the pair.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“That’s one half of it hon.” AJ said as he sighed 

[piberius-tiberius]

“And the other?” He asked, with an arm at the lizard’s back.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“The other is that I grew up in the Netherworld, that shit was like Halloween 24/7.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“So it was more than easy to get burned out. I can understand that.”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“Exactly It’d get dull so fast you’d think it was just a typical day.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Yeah. That would be the exact thing to

turn me off Halloween completely.”

Nick groaned in agreement, turning to the lizard.

“We’ll at least stockpile on candy, right?”

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“Ugh Halloween’s coming up soon, yawwwwn.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“Not as fun as it used to be?” The fox asked, popping open a drink for the pair.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“That’s one half of it hon.” AJ said as he sighed 

[piberius-tiberius]

“And the other?” He asked, with an arm at the lizard’s back.

[betelgeusessonajblog]

“The other is that I grew up in the Netherworld, that shit was like Halloween 24/7.”

[piberius-tiberius]

“So it was more than easy to get burned out. I can understand that.”