disaster lesbian

Ciera. 20s. she/they. Germany

[segamascott]

[lamignonette]

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[anglaised]

it is so annoying being so self aware about all my issues like okay what now girl

[cheerfullycatholic]

When medicine is holding the migraine back but you can still kinda feel it in the distance waiting to return

[throo]

Wh-what do you mean it’s from a birthday cake

[throo]

We could have been eating him

[t4nku-deactivated20260714]

I legit needed to hear this

[pangur-and-grim]

I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

[pangur-and-grim]

[pingo1387]

having a headache while hydrated is so unfair. you were supposed to protect me.

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

Waking up from a nap and still having a headache is so unfair. You were supposed to save me.

[missnicefairy]

life when i find a new song to play on repeat over and over

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[cal3ris]

is this gonna get me fired you think

[gingik]

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[release-the-sheep]

just witnessed something devastating

guy on the subway with one ear pierced, little gold hoop. other guy on the subway very quickly and subtly googling "which one is the gay ear". it is not the gay ear. visible disappointment on his face as he puts his phone away.

[butchsaint]

me liking a mutual’s post that directly contradicts an opinion i posted earlier in the day

[fuckyour20s]

I used to be 21 but now I'm 24. so you can understand why I'm so freaked out

[transcyberism]

buddy I was in this situation and then next thing I knew I was 27. watch out man