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#extradirty
$LAYYYTER

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we're not kids anymore.
noise dept.
Cosimo Galluzzi

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@picard-maneuver
transbian looking with very gay, lustful intent as requested, boss!
for a job well done☺️
more cute lingerie sent from my throne wishlist 🖤
Friyay fun w/ @sometimess-magicall my video capture and edit here. Thank you my dear!
A candlelight collab w/ @sometimess-magicall / @maybee-magical my video edit. Thank you m’dear!
The Purge.
A bunch of us started this blog because, well, we like tits. That was it. Over time some of us dropped off and I’m the last one standing.
With the changes coming, looks like I won’t be standing long.
Over the past few years tumblr has been a safe haven for myself and my wife. Outwith the abundance of very appreciated nakedness, this was one of the few places where we can see real people; those who were by conventional standards, flawed. We saw women of all shapes and sizes, of all body types, from all walks of life from all over the world. And as much as we like to joke that we are just a pair of filthy bastards, seeing the one thing all these women ha was inspiring; their confidence. To not only let themselves be free, but to be confident enough to let themselves be seen and show that beauty comes in more than just a typical size zero model.
That confidence inspired us to see ourselves for more than what we were. And even to join the masses in shedding clothes and putting ourselves out there with more confidence than we’d have before. And it was fucking good. We were able to express our kinks more and more with people who shared them. And it was fucking good. My wife used this site to express and to indulge in her sexuality - and it helped her to be comfortable, to not hide away and accept who she was. And that was fucking good too.
We’re sad to see yet another place fall. To see more people lose their solitary place of expression. Sexuality and being sexual is often treated like a dirty little secret. This decision to purge instead of fixing just shows that yet another corporation wants to ensure thats all we ever were.
Time and effort - as well as the others helping with this blog - forced it to be a big of a lazy reblog site. Everyone we’ve reblogged, we’ll continue to do so over the next few days - particularly those sex workers who have found an alternative place to trade. We hope we’ve managed to help them make a sale or two. If not, please take note of whatever links they provide and follow them to help make sure they can carry on as this purge will - and in many cases has - effected the livelihoods of those people and they should be supported.
For us… there’s really no point in moving this elsewhere. We can enjoy tits in the privacy of our own home. But if anyone would like to support or follow us elsewhere, please do. There may be significantly less tits (maybe), but I rant and design, my wife sells geeky things and despite leaving here to rot, we’ll still be a pair of deviant bastards so why the fuck not give ourselves a plug!
Here is (the normal) us: Her: Blue Rose of Thessia Jewellery & Accessories (FB / Twitter / Store) Me: Aim To Misbehave Design (FB) / Ranting Old Bastard (Twitter)
Come join us in commiserating this shitty decision before the purge.
We’ll continues to relentlessly reblog naked people. Because, well, fuck you tumblr. We’ll also make sure to post as many links as we see from SW’s who are continuing to trade beyond this site.
Please enjoy while we still can.
Hey y'all can follow me on fetlife
@Jasmine-flower 🌸💖
I don’t currently use it a lot but I’m gonna start moving all my content onto there - bc I have my face on this more graphic pics will remain for friends only sorry!
@staff tell me what’s explicit about this picture
He’s thinking about them titties
i’m sorry my dear but you are up for …. illumination.
*turns u into a minion*
#same
How good is the type of sex when you gotta put a horror movie on in the background to mask the noises and to make sure your neighbors don’t think you’re murdering someone.
Our houses have very thin walls. My neighbours can't look me in the eye.
Picard: first we must ask, Data, why did your creator give you human form?
Me, hand raised, bouncing up and down in my seat: it’s so he can fuck
That went well :p
After a discussion on twitter we got an account each for me and @blueroseofthessia to see what happened.
What happened was mainly a) confirmation that she’s the pretty one and b) a ban for being the pretty one.
Basic rules were: - If someone fit our type, swipe right. If someone was liked on one profile, they would be in the other. - Both profiles state ‘married’ - if someone superliked, they’d get a like back and asked why.
Tinder won’t say why, but I think that last one scuttled it.
She got loads of likes. Mostly women. Most would engage and explain their reasoning for likes. Men on the other hand…. Lots of instant asking for a shag and some others.
The last message (outwith the usual) received on hers was asking to cum on her tits. The reply was of course, no (well - longer than that).
What we can take from this: women are nicer. She’s still an lgbt magnet. I am significantly less appealing (3 matches versus 79 in a week) and if someone asks to jizz on you, you’re the rude one when you say no.
Ill be breaking it down fully for a piece. But short version: Tinder. Fucked up kinda place.
My dream house 🖤