yer fond o’me lobster, ain’t ye?

L, 26. Robert Pattinson ruined my life this year.

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All my fics, all in one place! All smut is marked with an asterisk; all fics are reader inserts unless stated otherwise. Requests are always welcome!

NEIL

Silk* Long drives: part one // part two Just what I needed. Domesticity. Come back to me.

BRUCE WAYNE

Getting to the truth: part one // part two Making things interesting.

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(Still alive, barely. Sertraline sweats are real. I’ve quit that job I took in May. Life isn’t terrible, but it ain’t great. And I just haven’t felt like talking to anybody. Main thing is, I’m not dead.)

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So I’m still alive folks. I got a nervous breakdown for my birthday and then a week later I got a new job, so my social media, writing, everything’s fallen by the wayside.

I came back to so many messages today and I just cannot believe how thoughtful my friends on here are. Thanks for checking in, I’m sitting here blubbering away because I forgot that some people actually do give a crap about me. I’m sorry I didn’t respond up until now. I just didn’t have the energy.

If any of you want to get me on WhatsApp, please just ask! I can’t afford to neglect friendships anymore. I love you all 💜

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I’m sick of your smell. I’m sick of it! Robert Pattinson in The Lighthouse (2019) dir. Robert Eggers

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Found an old SLR hiding out in my room (the sensor badly needs cleaned and I’m sure my 50mm got dropped at a Christmas market a few years back). Aren’t my babies photogenic?

I hope everyone’s doing alright!

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(Hello, hope everyone had as lovely a festive season as the current circumstances allow! I’m surviving and trying to stay off social media and my phone as much as I can. I completed my Swift, HTML and CSS courses, so now I’m moving on to Javascript and finally editing Domesticity – which I haven’t finished writing, by the way. Still alive, folks!)

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Merry Christmas from me and Mr Mercury!

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Rejecting pointless meetings was the best decision I’ve ever made. (Although I’m loving antagonising the developers by suggesting we make an app for the employee well-being portal and if they need a hand with iOS development, I’m their girl now 😂).

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Would literally rather freeze to death in my car and piss my pants than go into the office before 9am.

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The appraisal went well, and while the company isn’t in a position to give me a full bonus because profit’s down, they’re still going to give me a little extra on my Christmas pay! And they’re giving in to my demands for more copy staff and home working because they don’t want me to quit. Yay! Let’s see how long this lasts!

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Appraisal day. Maybe they’ll give me a bonus to get my hair sorted before Christmas 😂

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If anyone’s wondering how I am, I’ve figured out how to automate remotely clocking in and out of work and had a meltdown so big that people are being nice to me because they’re scared! I’m still alive tho!

[murswrites]

I was tagged by: @amysteryspot (thank you hun <33)

Rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to! put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first 10 songs, then tag 10 people. no skipping!

Fine Line - Harry Styles

Toss A Coin To Your Witcher - Joey Batey

Fake Happy - Paramore

Losin Control - Russ

Heaven Help Me - Lizzo

Creepin’ - Hayley Williams

Agoraphobic - Corpse

Kill This Love - BLACKPINK

Bang! - AJR

Trampoline - SHAED

No Pressure Tags: @nofckingfighting, @bonniesgoldengirl, @smallheathgangsters, @writeroutoftime, @peak-a-blinder, @wouldpollyapprove, @kaetastic, @peachyteabuck, @hopesbarnes, @starbxcks.

[bonniesgoldengirl]

Thank you @murswrites for tagging me!

Make It Rain - Ed Sheeran

Before You Go - Lewis Capaldi

She - Green Day

If I Ruled The World - Big Time Rush

King For A Day - Pierce The Veil

Don’t You Go - All Time Low

Sorry Not Sorry - Demi Lovato

Save Yourself, I’ll Hold Them Back - My Chemical Romance

A Moment Like This - Leona Lewis

I’ll Come Back To You - Powfu

Idk what anyone will be able to tell about me by these, but have fun figuring out my weird mind from them lol

Tagging: @champagneholland @raccoon-is-my-spirit-animal @peakyrogers @peakysabrina @deepdonutkid @smallheathgangsters and anyone else who wants to do it! No pressure though!

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Ty @bonniesgoldengirl 😍☺️

1. DNA - BTS

2.Se vuelve loca - CNCO

3. Summer on you- pretty much

4. Picturebook - the kinks

5. Barbie - Static & Ben El Tavori

6. Only Human - the Jonas Brothers

7. When did your heart go missing- Rooney

8. Jealous - Nick Jonas

9. Stardust- Artie Shaw

10. Slow hands- Niall Horan

@denisemarieangelina @peakywitch @irishwhiskeys @daliaevans @h0llandshalstead @i-have-arrived-bitch @trekchik @sweater-daddiesdumbdork @psychograyxo @chellestrash

[chellestrash]

AWWWW thank you @peakyrogers

1. Scarlet Paintings - Milky Chance

2. The Foggy Dew - The Dubliners

3. Strangers Kiss - Alex Cameron, Angel Olsen

4. Run - Joji

5. Dark Child - Marlon Williams

6. Moi Lolita - Julien Doré

7. Blowin’ in the Wind - Bob Dylan

8. The Key to Life on Earth - Declan Mckenna

9. The Ramblin’ Rover - Silly Wizard

10. Grá - Wardruna

no pressure tags: @vaneilla @connie-nikas @littleblackdressxx @sh3tani @gallifreyan-uprising @ithinkwehitametaphor @moonheartsposts @osnapitzandi @lackinglove (who i apparently cant tag PFFF) @death-wife but no pressure in just bored :))))

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Omg thank you @chellestrash and @vaneilla💖

1. Istanbul (Not Constantinople) - They Might Be Giants (😂)

2. Feeling Good - Muse

3. Faz Gostoso - Madonna, Anitta

4. Pretender - Madonna 

5. Love Walked In - Thunder

6. Rio - Duran Duran

7. Tainted Love - Soft Cell 

8. Perfect Strangers - Deep Purple

9. Whip It - DEVO

10. Whatever It Takes - Imagine Dragons

Tbh all my friends have already been tagged so I’ll just do that again 😂: @sh3tani, @connie-nikas, @littleblackdressxx, @piccolini-cuscino, @lackinglove and whoever wants to do it! No pressure though, naturally^^

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Thanks @vaneilla​ and @gallifreyan-uprising​ 

1. Shake – Nathaniel Rateliff & the Night Sweats

2. Final Destination – The Cross

3. Josephine – Frank Turner

4. Help! – The Beatles

5. Start Me Up – The Rolling Stones

6. What The Water Gave Me – Florence + The Machine

7. Any Way You Want It – Journey

8. Scary Monsters (And Super Creeps) – David Bowie

9. When Doves Cry – Prince

10. Bring It On – The Gaslight Anthem

Everyone’s been tagged so... 😬

[zompire-plutopian]

@stufenlosregelbar tagged me to list five celebrity crushes! (oh hell, you sure??) Thank you!!! 🖤 In no particular order ...except no.1 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ :

Jensen Ackles

Taylor LaShae

Lauren Cohan

Riley Voelkel

Susan Sarandon (no i won’t be taking questions)

gonna tag: @nimzzz @gallifreyan-uprising @johanna-swann @i-just-needed-to-be-loved @anxious-mlm @p0shspice (+ anyone who wants to!) no pressure!! 💗

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Thank you @zompire-plutopian! 🙌🏻

So my current crushes...

1. Robert Pattinson (surprised? 😂)

2. Jenna Coleman

3. Richard Madden

4. Matt Bellamy

5. Anya Taylor-Joy

No pressure tags: @sh3tani, @littleblackdressxx, @connie-nikas, @chellestrash, @vaneilla, @piccolini-cuscino and whover sees this and wants to do it ✨

[wxndabelova]

Thanks for tagging @gallifreyan-uprising 💗 luv u

Soooooo, here are my longest, most intense celebrity crushes:

1. Robert Pattinson (twice, 7 years in total)

2. Michael Fassbender (6 years)

3. Elizabeth Olsen (3 years)

4. Jake Gyllenhaal (2,5 years)

5. Jack Lowden (1,5 years)

gonna tag my Pattycakes @sh3tani @chellestrash @piccolini-cuscino @connie-nikas @littleblackdressxx + M (but she tagged me) aaaand my fav writer @connienikasgf

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Thanks for tagging me @vaneilla​ and @gallifreyan-uprising​

Here are my current celebrity crushes!

1. Robert Pattinson

2. Roger Taylor (from Queen, mostly in the 80′s / early 90′s)

3. Craig Federighi (not a celebrity, but has majestic hair, A+++ dad jokes, and could sell me the shittest apple products and I wouldn’t care)

4. Jessica Chastain

5. Bruce Springsteen (even now and there are no good gifs on here that do him justice!!)

I think all my girls have been tagged!

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Oh and I tried to build my first app with Swift the other day. It didn’t go entirely to plan, but I’ll have an actual (shitty) working app soon!

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Sorry I’ve been AWOL. I’m kind of just focusing on getting through the weeks here, trying to master JavaScript and staying away from the computer when I’m not coding or working. It’s kind of helping. I hope everyone’s well!

This week, I scored two job interviews. One company I had applied to before lockdown and they just called out of the blue. It’s a residential village for people living with disabilities – it’s just down the road from where I live and they’re looking for a Communications Officer. And then a startup software company in San Francisco got in touch because they need a Copywriter and it pays so so well. 

But then another place wanted me to freelance for them for £70 a week. Which is a bit of a slap in the face given my hourly rate is half that. They’ve obviously never hired a Copywriter before...

So... pray for me.

Positive vibes.

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Apple silicon is life (aside from buggy Photoshop which I’ll probably have to make do with until it runs natively); I’m building my first landing page from scratch; learning C and Swift; and I’m gonna perform brain surgery on my old MBP to upgrade the SSD tomorrow (I still wanna try and upgrade the RAM but I’m not a mentalist yet). I’m not dead and I gained lots of hobbies on my week off. Hope everyone’s doing alright!