Hello? Nope, no one's here! Oh, you have pizza, come on in!!

What the fuck am I even doing anymore? Because I have no fucking clue. Welcome to bullshit where we all come and have fun whilst simultaneously being confused as hell!

[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[mclennonyaoi]

i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

[mclennonyaoi]

fuck off are you serious?

[mclennonyaoi]

oh my god

[mclennonyaoi]

how do you have 2 silly words for a car crash

[relevant-wikipedia-articles]

[wilderbas]

more selkie girlies (gender neutral)

[memeuplift]

[playwrongs]

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

[catastrophespouse]

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

[papasmoke]

you just hate the cis because of the things that they did

I hate the cis because it is led by the treacherous count dooku

[abandonedniche-deactivated20260]

oh so some people can just listen to a song and understand the lyrics

[abandonedniche-deactivated20260]

what if you’re all lying

[abandonedniche-deactivated20260]

not even an exaggeration

[parkchanwoohoo]

[memeuplift]

[sandmandaddy69]

[loveridden1999]

do not unfollow me one day i will be your 30 year old mutual

[boytransmission]

would you consider yourself an intelligent and sensitive pervert?

i've been saving this in my inbox for months because i don't feel like i have the words to match this. it's a shameful breach of my humility to answer yes, yes i do consider myself an intelligent and sensitive pervert. i love how you worded that. this is like a therapist's screening question.

[thepaisleyelf]

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

[leviathan-supersystem]

I feel like a lot of people say "The Left" when really they just mean "women" or even just "a woman"

[leviathan-supersystem]

did "The Left" call you a misogynistic creep, or did a random woman on the bus tell you to leave her alone

[omagpies]

polliniferous

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[c3rvida3]

Day 81 since my daring escape from the rapidly sinking maze of entangled highway systems known as Houston, Texas. My rations (the approximately 200 Walgreens-brand allergy relief capsules I dumped into a sandwich bag out of my roommates' bottle of approximately 600 Walgreens-brand allergy-relief capsules) are depleting steadily. I will soon have to traverse the wilds (different Walgreens) for more supplies. I'm sneezin' like all get-out because our fuck ass upstairs neighbor's dog releases insane amounts of dog spores or whatever the hell it's called. Her dog is crazy polliniferous, is what I mean. Dander, I guess is what it is when it's animals. Anyway. Don't tell my old roommates I took so much of their allergy medicine. I love you.

[anxeious]