You have no idea what I'm capable of.

[booasaur]

Star Trek: Picard - 1x04 - Hideous ship. Magnificent pilot.

[justiceleague]

Dinah Lance meets Harley Quinn — Birds of Prey (2020)

[hehthar]

when you snag the empty seat next to your crush at the D&D table

[aenslem]

Just ask her out.

[sattelite-of-love]

Killing Eve - Inocorrect Quotes (4/?)

[mysharona1987]

Divorce cakes. I didn’t even know these existed.

[andrewreilleywritings]

i thought these were just wedding cakes because straight people are just like this

[turing-tested]

[swanqueenisendgameyo]

[lena221bee]

how do I find a fic that’s exactly like the one I’ve just read but also different

[miss-ingno]

^^^reasons why writers shouldn’t be worried about using the same tropes/concept/plot that’s been done before

[artisticcmr-deactivated20201124]

Mind blown

[arcticlibelle]

me: *reads 55 fanfics with the same pairing and the same au* also me: another one? pls??

[ladyblargh]

This makes me warm

[taylortut]

y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

[taylortut]

i got this pen four years ago when i was working as a barista at starbucks. I was on the registers and taking the order of this woman, who ordered a nonfat latte, because she was “watching her weight”

so this guy behind her, whom no one was talking to, for some fucking reason says “wathing your weight? but what about the wait for your watch?“ (which is a completely unhinged response. like just complete Mad Hatter nonsense)

anyway this lady gets really uncomfortable and of the five people (me, him, her, the other checker, and the customer at the other register) who were now sucked into the uncomfortable silence, i decided that i should alleviate the tension by saying “you can’t wait for a watch; you don’t have the time”

and then he said “oh, quick girl!”, gave me that pen, got out of line, and left without ordering anything 

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

You pleased a mad fae trickster

[aberrantemotion]

i am absolutely certain that pen will undo any curse or enchantment places on whoever it shines on.

[glittercontusion]

Reblog the pen of quick wit to undo any curse or enchantment placed upon you

[chewbacca]

ONCE UPON A TIME (2011-2018) 1x01 “PILOT”

[aenslem]

+

[itwasmagic]

shots tasted better

[darkparadiseprodz]

[anniemunchkins]

We all know what Regina was having for dinner that night…

[timelordthirteen]

Regina Mills in Every Episode | S01E02: The Thing You Love Most

[aenslem]

Your move.

[flyingbluebirds]

“We put a lot of energy into being people no one could love. Like we were trying to prove something. And then someone looks at you… and sees you, and suddenly it’s alright.” - (insp.)

[blackqueerblog]

This really a strong ass picture. Black women are super heroes!

[the-old-homosexual-deactivated2]

I love everything about this, but might I ask. Why the FUCK is schooling so bad in America that a woman who just gave birth has to prepare for an exam tomorrow? @the American education system, bitch

[leah-black]

I remember getting ready to fight a teacher because he kicked out a single mother who’s babysitter fell through. The baby wasn’t even crying. I got his ass fired.

[pega-genesis-deactivated2023011]

I remember my friend taking her exam while her water was breaking, because her professor wouldn’t allow her to take the exam at a later date.

[superstuporsblog-deactivated202]

you know, maybe we shouldnt glorify this shit and start working on making it so that women can have fucking kids and not get fucked over by the system.

[blooooom]

i was gonna say….this made me kinda sad lmao she should be resting. this isn’t “strong” it’s a sign of a failed system

[patron-saint-of-smart-asses-dea]

For anyone reading this: you have rights as a parenting/pregnant student under Title IX. You can reschedule in the event of a birth, among many other things. You can learn more at pregnantoncampus.org

[the-lady-of-lothlorien]

Reblogging for any of my followers that might need this