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[localstarboy]

She bought 48 hot pickles. Fourty. Eight. hot pickles.

[brainiak-on-coco]

[localstarboy]

#GetTinaThick2017

[clarknokent]

I’m convinced he a nature demigod or be using pheromones

[stylishirish]

[staraptor]

life… is an egg

[kavvka-deactivated20171211]

explain

[staraptor]

has chickens in it sometimes

[stroboscopic-artefact]

[meladoodle]

[earthdad]

the Rock Bottom episode from Spongebob invented anxiety

[romeomontvgue-deactivated201902]

How hard was it to say “pistachio”

[egberts]

[staraptor]

life… is an egg

[kavvka-deactivated20171211]

explain

[staraptor]

has chickens in it sometimes

[evilbjork]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

great couples costume

two spidermen

[unclefather]

*smacking noise*

[treeguy129]

[marxistbarbie-deactivated202109]

question: how would you deal with cyber attacks against the US government? 

donald trump: i am so strongly against cyber. we came up with the internet. cyber is a big issue. we need to be SMART and QUICK. let me tell you. my son has a computer. he’s 10! he’s so good on that computer so good you wouldn’t believe it!

republicans:

[otherbully1]

This sounds like a joke BUT HE SAID THIS!!!!

[lightninginthoseeyes]

The most beautiful thing I’ve ever heard.

[janinereadsanimorphs]

That single mom you called a tramp? She’s a virgin who was accidentally artificially inseminated with her boss’s sperm after her alcoholic doctor caught her girlfriend cheating. You think you know them? Guess what, you don’t. Reblog if you are against bullying. 99% of you won’t.

[harry-nofookingway-styles]

As requested by @runningwiththethieves

(original edit with Wolves can be found here, credits to @readytor1d!)