Pickledmelon

20 omni he/him/they/them here to possibly make cool new friends?????? Omphalophobic = į A Cat Deer with a shark as their best friend :3 I LOVE THE SCARY JOKES

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Oh yeah I'm 20 now happy birthday to me

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Woops kinda forgot this existed, have fish!

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Wish I took more pics at WAFF lol

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I am an absolute CREATURE no one can surpass how much of a CREATURE i am because i am the CREATURE

am I a creature?????

yes?????

of course you are?????

Voting ended onAug 24, 2024

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Sorta in a constant state of missing my old friends but not knowing how to keep in contact with them :/

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One of my very lucky followers was in my dream last night, didn't realise i missed you so much, hmu

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Omg it's 5am, I love you all, i hope you all have a great day!!!!

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Mannn I'm so annoyed i just wanna jork my shi silly style.

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Tonight i am sick, centuries ago I may have been praying to not be visited by the Grimm reaper but alas I will wake up tomorrow and my body will fight it's war.

[positivedoodles]

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TO EVERYONE YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

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To my irl moots 💋

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Thanks too my the special two that proteected me, second story beer!!!!

Also got home all good :3

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I GOT MY SCARY JOKES MERCH RAHHHH I LOVE ALL OF IT

@thescaryjokes

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Lost worth, rebooting.....

Tomorrow we will see..

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If I was resurrected as a skeleton warrior i would definitely have a cool helmet, short sword and small shield, I would be a lesser enemy but I would be ph so pesky to smite and act rather peculiar... I think about it sort of a lot actually, being a lil skelly, that'd be cool i think.

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When I was young my dad offhandedly told me he thought people treated fish with so much casual cruelty because fish can’t scream.

The words branded themselves across my soul.

As an adult I think he may have been joking. He payed no especial attention to any indignities fish suffered in our household but I could never forget. I saw fish in a different light after that.

Fish kept in tiny bowls, breathing their own poisons, dying by inches. Fish kept in cold tanks, casually disposed of. Fish touted as being short lived when they could outlive the better loved family dog if only they could breathe. Fish casually won and discarded in cheap plastic bags, thrown away a week later.

How they would scream, if they could.

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This has been on my mind for legit AGES i was going to make a short film about the subject but never got around to it :(

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My head is spinning... My mind is walking... i love you like i love the road ahead...the empty road makes me hunger just for you

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Home alone and no one's online, nothing feels real rn, this feels so weird