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Certified Swisstom freak

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Uhhh something something about a guy who went on a spaceship falling in love with the alien they captured and they have sex and he has a mid life crisis while writing his report on it

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Where are all the long Swisstom fics I need them pronto statty

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please make more mountom/phountain content or i’ll have to shittily make my own

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Now.

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Look at him he’s so stupid :((

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Aurora gave Phantom a tiny braid in the back of his hair so that he and Swiss could match.

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The first time Phantom saw Swiss walking around in some basketball shorts and no shirt in the summer heat he audibly gulped.

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Do you think when Swiss left tour, Phantom took it the hardest? Do you think Phantom slept in his bunk for the next few days, trying to find and cling to any trace of Swiss’ scent? Staying up late at night, sitting next to Swiss’ guitar. Or in the mornings he made coffee just how Swiss liked it just for the smell. Maybe shooting defeated glances to where Swiss used to sing and strum at his guitar, wanting to believe he’d be there but in the back of his head knowing he wouldn’t. Sometimes, when he finally finds sleep at night, he’ll see a familiar crooked smile in his dreams.

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Cirrus doesn’t like wearing clothes. On multiple occasions she will be told to put them on and every time she give a half hearted reply before continuing to stroll around cheeks out.

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Phantom with a lot of teeth.

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How to flirt with your Valentine:

Do: Dewdrop: If I were a gardener, I would put our "two lips" together. Aether: Awww, Firefly!

Don't: Phantom: If I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe. Swiss: Thanks, I guess....

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Swiss “Ew pickles…” ghoul.

Phantom “Ooh! pickles 🤤!” ghoul

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Slapping a sign on Swiss and Phantom that says CAUTION: DO NOT SEPARATE

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swisstom swisstom swisstom

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Phantom getting severe, crippling, gobsmacking cuteness aggression for Swiss…

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Ghoul Age Headcanons

Ghouls can be ancient and practically immortal imo.

Phantom: 80, older than most would assume but anything under 100 is considered young by Ghoul standards.

Rain: 370, although looks a lot younger bc Water Ghoul Syren magic.

Mountain: ~700, even he doesn’t really know for certain.

Aurora: 60, again very young to other Ghouls.

Swiss: 350, in denial about getting older though.

Cirrus: 170, young-ish but nearing full maturity.

Aether: 400, beyond full-maturity and acts like it… most of the time.

Dewdrop: 280, you wouldn’t think it bc of his height though…

Cumulus: 230, pretty much fully mature but can definitely still keep up with the younger ones.

Sunshine: 300, although like Swiss, still acts very young and is in denial about getting older.

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THEY WENT ON TOUR AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED FOR THE ENTIRE BAND?????? 🛌🛌🛌🛌

Do you want to hear about sleep headcanons??????? They’re under the cut 🤯

-Copia USED TO be a morning person, always on time, always put together

-now he usually gets mediocre sleep at best, always sandwiched between all the ghouls while theyre fighting about who gets to sleep next to him that night

-Aether and Cumulus are THE morning people of the group, always up by at least 6, getting tasks done and waking the others up usually

-Mountain and Swiss SNOOOOREEEEE

-Swiss constantly moves, kicks or readjust and still gets a perfect nights sleep, excited to get up but usually doesnt actually get up before 8

-plays video games or bothers someone else before actually getting up

-Cumulus needs to hold someone when shes asleep, Sodo and Copia are her favorite since their smaller/her height

-Sodo is usually way too hot and also is a super light sleeper, gets woken up by others moving, his own hair, his clothes, everything

-Sodo is evil in the morning and Lus and Aether usually let him sleep in

-Rain is a belly sleeper and DROOLS

-Rain usually sleeps without a shirt, his skin is damp so the texture of a damp cloth all night drives him insane

-Cirrus needs to be woken up at least 3 times, she just loves sleeping, sleeps through every alarm, cannot be trusted to get up on her own

-Mountain can sleep literally anywhere and usually hits the ‘dad that said he wasnt tired and then fell asleep in front of the tv’ pose

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Phantom: wow, Dew and Aether really are the prime example of true love.

Rain: Dew has called Aether a whore 8 times today.

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What the ghouls got for Yule! 🎄❄️

Aether🌑💫

Got: dark chocolate from Mountain, a lot more dark chocolate from Cirrus, twinning knitted blankets for him & Dew from Cumulus, a large assortment of teas from Aurora, a decently sized mug from Swiss, a sweater from Rain, books from Phantom, and some very comfy slippers and a kiss from Dew

Dewdrop🔥💥

Got: a kiss and breakfast from Aether, a fire plush from Phantom, a band tee from Swiss, a weighted blanket from Rain, a pajama set from Cirrus, a beautiful tiger lily from Mountain, his favorite chips from Cumulus, and a box of candies from Aurora

Rain🌊🪷

Got: moisturizing/ cooling face masks from Dew, 2 more marine life plush from Swiss, a giant lilypad that Mountain had been growing in his greenhouse, a moo moo from Phantom and Aurora, a book from Cirrus, yummy seaweed snacks from Aether, and fuzzy socks from Cumulus

Mountain⛰️ 🌷

Got: handmade pots from Cumulus, 3 fancy leather journals from Cirrus, plant posters from Aurora, a tiny fountain to display rocks from Swiss, a mountain goat plush from Phantom, new seeds he’s been needing from Dew, a painting of the Scandinavian mountains from Aether, and a pine scented candle for his room from Rain

Cirrus💨🌪

Got: a box of gummy bears from Swiss, a warm comfy sweat set from Aurora, earrings from Cumulus, a free massage ticket from Dew, a hand carved bird from Mountain, a plush rug for her room from Phantom, a heated blanket from Rain, and a personalized mug from Aether

Swiss☄️🌹

Got: a band tee from Cirrus, Dino slippers from Phantom, a fuzzy hat from Rain, a gremlins mug from Aurora, a bundle of different coffees from Mountain, a watch from Dew, snacks from Aether, and a large handmade brown bear plush from Cumulus

Cumulus🌬🌥

Got: a beautiful necklace from Swiss, a big BIG basket of yarn from Rain, earrings from Phantom, a comfy fuzzy blanket for when she is knitting from Aurora, a pack of her favorite chocolates and teas from Mountain, a book full of different knitting patterns from Cirrus, a gift card for her favorite jewelry store from Aether, and a chunky sweater from Dew

Aurora✨🌺

Got: a big nail polish set from Cumulus and Cirrus, a pretty pink silk pajama set from Mountain, a perfume set from Swiss, a fuzzy coat from Aether, a unicorn onesie from Dew, a pink polaroid camera from Phantom, and a bunch of face masks from Rain

Phantom 🌙🦇

Got: A big bat plushie from Swiss, a handmade sweater from Cumulus, a beetle plush from Cirrus, a bat onesie from Aurora, two big books about bugs and bug posters from Mountain, a bug rug from Rain, pickles from Dew, and a bug mug from Aether