#incorrect ghost quotes

[skyrigel]

Y/n: Do you wanna come see a movie ?

Ghost: No.

Y/n: why ?

Ghost: Can't let the gang know I like you.

Y/n: ...

*shoves wedding ring in his face while stranddling his lap*

Y/n: We've been married for two years !

Masterlist

[howfrightening]

CBS Ghosts + Tweets/Textposts

[ashthewaterghoul]

Kidnapper: I have your Ghoul.

Copia: Which one? I have 10.

Kidnapper: The annoying one that keeps cussing me out and trying to bite me.

Copia:

Copia: Which one? I have 10.

[pxr-aspxra-ad-infxri]

Phantom: hey do you wanna go on a date sometime?

Dewdrop: you disgust me

Phantom: so…is that a yes?

Dewdrop: *shrugging* I guess

[geasthewritingrat]

Phantom, watching Dew with Cirrus: i dont understand..

Phantom: Dew's always so mean to me

Phantom: how does she get him so sweet?

Rain: she pegs him

Swiss: she pegs him

Mountain: she pegs him

Dew, eavesdropping: she pegs me

[princessdimondheart]

Y/N: Simon?

Ghost: Yes, love?

Y/N: Can you come here for a second?

Ghost: yeah *goes to where Y/N is standing*

Y/N: sit on the couch *nudges him*

Ghost: *sits, confused* what is it?

Y/N: *places hands behind his neck and pulls his head closer* just come here

Y/N: *proceeds to shove Simon’s face into her well endowed bosom.*

Ghost: ?? Ghost: *muffled* ummm, ‘hat’s the poin’ of thiss luv?

Y/N: ssssshhhhhhh

Ghost: hah?? *tries to pull away*

Y/N: *shoves his face deeper into her boobs*

Y/N: sssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhh

Ghost: ….. *mentally: okaayyy* *gives up and relaxes*

Ghost: *tightens his arms around Y/N* *cuddles his face further in her breasts*

Ghost: *slides his hands down* *squeezes her ass with both hands* mmmmhh

Masterlist

[thatonerat420]

Phantom: What’s your biggest fear?

Aether: I am incredibly arachnophobic.

Phantom, under his breath: You don’t want spiders to get married?

[witchthewriter]

Simon: Nothin' catches me off guard. Nothin'.

Y/N: *smiles*

Simon, softly: ...holy shit.