Captain Ross Rosehound @pickupthephoneboy - Tumblr Blog

"MERRY CHRISTMAS BAWWWWSSS!!!"

-@rulerofthepoisonjungle

"OH SHIT IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY?!"

"Tomorrow, I guess, but am I not allowed to wish my favorite guy a merry Christmas a lil early?"

"Oh so it's Christmas eve then. Pardon me I lost track of time since July. But Merry Christmas. You have any plans for tomorrow?"

"Uhhhhhh no not really. Prolly just gonna get a stuffed animal for the kid I found." :>

"Well that sounds nice- wait you found a kid?"

"Mhm-! Their name's Mae. They concern me deeply. They're somewhere around here."

"How old are they? Did they just show up one day? How long have you been looking after them? Why was none of this reported to me?"

"Uhhh fifteen I think, yeah, a couple months, I assumed you knew???"

"No??? I been swamps with reports every other day. Where do you think I have been?"

"How was I meant to report it to you then?!"

"Via email. We live in the digital age."

*it was late at night, almost Christmas (cheese I have wholesome idea you will see) and yet Ross is STILL working)

@ohbelovedmoon

*Ross was chilling in his office, chewing on some snacks in order to not smoke, which he has gotten better at.*

ohbelovedmoon

*a familiar white uniform appeared before him, with the obvious effects, bet he couldn't guess who it was*

*Ross looked up and confirmed chewing.*

"Hey."

"MERRY CHRISTMAS BAWWWWSSS!!!"

-@rulerofthepoisonjungle

"OH SHIT IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY?!"

"Tomorrow, I guess, but am I not allowed to wish my favorite guy a merry Christmas a lil early?"

"Oh so it's Christmas eve then. Pardon me I lost track of time since July. But Merry Christmas. You have any plans for tomorrow?"

"Uhhhhhh no not really. Prolly just gonna get a stuffed animal for the kid I found." :>

"Well that sounds nice- wait you found a kid?"

"Mhm-! Their name's Mae. They concern me deeply. They're somewhere around here."

"How old are they? Did they just show up one day? How long have you been looking after them? Why was none of this reported to me?"

"Uhhh fifteen I think, yeah, a couple months, I assumed you knew???"

"No??? I been swamps with reports every other day. Where do you think I have been?"

"MERRY CHRISTMAS BAWWWWSSS!!!"

-@rulerofthepoisonjungle

"OH SHIT IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY?!"

"Tomorrow, I guess, but am I not allowed to wish my favorite guy a merry Christmas a lil early?"

"Oh so it's Christmas eve then. Pardon me I lost track of time since July. But Merry Christmas. You have any plans for tomorrow?"

"Uhhhhhh no not really. Prolly just gonna get a stuffed animal for the kid I found." :>

"Well that sounds nice- wait you found a kid?"

"Mhm-! Their name's Mae. They concern me deeply. They're somewhere around here."

"How old are they? Did they just show up one day? How long have you been looking after them? Why was none of this reported to me?"

"MERRY CHRISTMAS BAWWWWSSS!!!"

-@rulerofthepoisonjungle

"OH SHIT IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY?!"

"Tomorrow, I guess, but am I not allowed to wish my favorite guy a merry Christmas a lil early?"

"Oh so it's Christmas eve then. Pardon me I lost track of time since July. But Merry Christmas. You have any plans for tomorrow?"

"Uhhhhhh no not really. Prolly just gonna get a stuffed animal for the kid I found." :>

#bsd #bsd oc #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs oc #captain ross #bsd rp

"Well that sounds nice- wait you found a kid?"

*it was late at night, almost Christmas (cheese I have wholesome idea you will see) and yet Ross is STILL working)

@ohbelovedmoon

*Ross was chilling in his office, chewing on some snacks in order to not smoke, which he has gotten better at.*

"MERRY CHRISTMAS BAWWWWSSS!!!"

-@rulerofthepoisonjungle

"OH SHIT IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY?!"

"Tomorrow, I guess, but am I not allowed to wish my favorite guy a merry Christmas a lil early?"

#bsd #bsd oc #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs oc #captain ross #bsd rp

"Oh so it's Christmas eve then. Pardon me I lost track of time since July. But Merry Christmas. You have any plans for tomorrow?"

Not throw them at her obviously-

"She was fine."

"MERRY CHRISTMAS BAWWWWSSS!!!"

-@rulerofthepoisonjungle

"OH SHIT IT'S CHRISTMAS ALREADY?!"

#bsd #bsd oc #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs oc #captain ross #bsd rp

I find it hilarious the first thing you do when you find your long lost sister is throw papers in her face

Wow Ross just wow

"What? They were DNA results, confirming that the sister that I thought was dead is alive before me. What did you expect me to do? Hand them calmly over and calmly say hey I'm your brother suprise!"

#bsd #bsd oc #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs oc #captain ross #bsd rp

OLD MAN-

How do you adult-

"Eh... take care of yourself. One step at a time. Can't drive or have a car yet? Well help around the house, do the dishes, clean your room, do laundry, teach yourself basic responsibilities on how to take care of yourself first before going out there on your own."

#bsd #bsd oc #bungou stray dogs #bungou stray dogs oc #captain ross #bsd rp

*the lady was dead...iris was safe but oiwa was nowhere to be found...at least not in the living world.... Ross has a feeling of where his beloved is*

@ifyoustareonemoretime

*Ross rubbed his brows, feeling tired and exhausted. He decided to give his partner a call, though he even wonders if the underworld has cellphone service.*

*it actually does! But....it went straight to voicemail..... Perhaps he should call one of the twins or one of the dotd members*

*Ross was a little surprised to see that theu had service but gave a sigh at the voice mail. He decided to call the DOTD.*

*after a couple of rings viper picked up*

Viper: You are calling the department of the dead, any stray souls will be put back down under. This is viper speaking how may I help you?

"Hey, it's me, Ross. Do you know where your boss is?"

Viper: oh Ross what a surprise. Didn't expect to call.

As for where the boss is....I'm not quite sure I haven't seen him since he left...may I ask why?

"Well I just got done with dealing with a crazy woman, and with that all out of the way I wanted to check up on him."

Viper: I see I see.... Why didn't you just come and see him yourself? Don't you have a jewel of judgement?

"Well I wanted to call first and see if he was available, I know he can be busy at some points."

Viper: *chuckled* well fair enough, but I'm pretty sure he is available Hun

"Well I will be down there then."

*Ross chuckled.*

"Bye bye*

Viper: Bye sugar, if you need anything you know who to call

"Thank you. Take care."

*Ross hangs up and grabs his stuff before transporting to the underworld.*

*he teleports to oiwa's penthouse, but....it's silent*

"Oiwa, I'm back..."

*Ross called out.*

*silence...... Maybe he should check the bedroom*

*Ross pulled out his gun and silently came closer to the bedroom.*

*the door was slightly open*

*Ross gently pushed the door open with his foot.*

"Oiwa?"

*what he saw was....sad.... Long golden and black hair sprawled out, the normally tall and proud oiwa was laying with his back facing the door, a somewhat messy appearance....*

*Ross gave a frown at the sight and put his gun away, approaching Oiwa slowly.*

"Hey... are you okay?"

*he didn't answer, but as he got closer he saw a single white Lily not too far from oiwa's reach...as for owia himself.... His purple eye was dull.... Eyes slightly puffy signaling he was crying, he looked depressed if anything*

*Ross slowly came closer before sitting down next to Oiwa. He stayed silent before putting his hand on his shoulder.*

*when Ross put his hand on his shoulder his eye looked up at him....... It contains so much pain, angish, self hatred.... And sorrow*

*Ross looked into his eyes and sigh before wrapping an arm around him and pulling him in close for a hug.*

"Come here."

*his eye widened, before hugging back very tightly, doing all he could not to sob his crystal heart out*

*Ross ran his fingers through Oiwas hair, rubbing his back slightly.*

"You're safe now..."

*he buried his face into Ross's shoulder and begins to sob, pure pained sobs, clinging onto Ross like he was his life line*

*Ross could feel his shoulder get sobbed with tears, it pained him slightly but he continued to rub Oiwa's back and murmur reassurance.*

I-i- failed them- I failed her- i-i- had one job and I failed-

*he choked out between sobs*

"I'm sorry that you did... it must be painful to look back on it..."

*the lady was dead...iris was safe but oiwa was nowhere to be found...at least not in the living world.... Ross has a feeling of where his beloved is*

@ifyoustareonemoretime

*Ross rubbed his brows, feeling tired and exhausted. He decided to give his partner a call, though he even wonders if the underworld has cellphone service.*

*it actually does! But....it went straight to voicemail..... Perhaps he should call one of the twins or one of the dotd members*

*Ross was a little surprised to see that theu had service but gave a sigh at the voice mail. He decided to call the DOTD.*

*after a couple of rings viper picked up*

Viper: You are calling the department of the dead, any stray souls will be put back down under. This is viper speaking how may I help you?

"Hey, it's me, Ross. Do you know where your boss is?"

Viper: oh Ross what a surprise. Didn't expect to call.

As for where the boss is....I'm not quite sure I haven't seen him since he left...may I ask why?

"Well I just got done with dealing with a crazy woman, and with that all out of the way I wanted to check up on him."

Viper: I see I see.... Why didn't you just come and see him yourself? Don't you have a jewel of judgement?

"Well I wanted to call first and see if he was available, I know he can be busy at some points."

Viper: *chuckled* well fair enough, but I'm pretty sure he is available Hun

"Well I will be down there then."

*Ross chuckled.*

"Bye bye*

Viper: Bye sugar, if you need anything you know who to call

"Thank you. Take care."

*Ross hangs up and grabs his stuff before transporting to the underworld.*

*he teleports to oiwa's penthouse, but....it's silent*

"Oiwa, I'm back..."

*Ross called out.*

*silence...... Maybe he should check the bedroom*

*Ross pulled out his gun and silently came closer to the bedroom.*

*the door was slightly open*

*Ross gently pushed the door open with his foot.*

"Oiwa?"

*what he saw was....sad.... Long golden and black hair sprawled out, the normally tall and proud oiwa was laying with his back facing the door, a somewhat messy appearance....*

*Ross gave a frown at the sight and put his gun away, approaching Oiwa slowly.*

"Hey... are you okay?"

*Ross slowly came closer before sitting down next to Oiwa. He stayed silent before putting his hand on his shoulder.*

*when Ross put his hand on his shoulder his eye looked up at him....... It contains so much pain, angish, self hatred.... And sorrow*

*Ross looked into his eyes and sigh before wrapping an arm around him and pulling him in close for a hug.*

"Come here."

*his eye widened, before hugging back very tightly, doing all he could not to sob his crystal heart out*

*Ross ran his fingers through Oiwas hair, rubbing his back slightly.*

"You're safe now..."

*he buried his face into Ross's shoulder and begins to sob, pure pained sobs, clinging onto Ross like he was his life line*

*Ross could feel his shoulder get sobbed with tears, it pained him slightly but he continued to rub Oiwa's back and murmur reassurance.*

*the lady was dead...iris was safe but oiwa was nowhere to be found...at least not in the living world.... Ross has a feeling of where his beloved is*

@ifyoustareonemoretime

*Ross rubbed his brows, feeling tired and exhausted. He decided to give his partner a call, though he even wonders if the underworld has cellphone service.*

*it actually does! But....it went straight to voicemail..... Perhaps he should call one of the twins or one of the dotd members*

*Ross was a little surprised to see that theu had service but gave a sigh at the voice mail. He decided to call the DOTD.*

*after a couple of rings viper picked up*

Viper: You are calling the department of the dead, any stray souls will be put back down under. This is viper speaking how may I help you?

"Hey, it's me, Ross. Do you know where your boss is?"

Viper: oh Ross what a surprise. Didn't expect to call.

As for where the boss is....I'm not quite sure I haven't seen him since he left...may I ask why?

"Well I just got done with dealing with a crazy woman, and with that all out of the way I wanted to check up on him."

Viper: I see I see.... Why didn't you just come and see him yourself? Don't you have a jewel of judgement?

"Well I wanted to call first and see if he was available, I know he can be busy at some points."

Viper: *chuckled* well fair enough, but I'm pretty sure he is available Hun

"Well I will be down there then."

*Ross chuckled.*

"Bye bye*

Viper: Bye sugar, if you need anything you know who to call

"Thank you. Take care."

*Ross hangs up and grabs his stuff before transporting to the underworld.*

*he teleports to oiwa's penthouse, but....it's silent*

"Oiwa, I'm back..."

*Ross called out.*

*silence...... Maybe he should check the bedroom*

*Ross pulled out his gun and silently came closer to the bedroom.*

*the door was slightly open*

*Ross gently pushed the door open with his foot.*

"Oiwa?"

*what he saw was....sad.... Long golden and black hair sprawled out, the normally tall and proud oiwa was laying with his back facing the door, a somewhat messy appearance....*

*Ross gave a frown at the sight and put his gun away, approaching Oiwa slowly.*

"Hey... are you okay?"

*Ross slowly came closer before sitting down next to Oiwa. He stayed silent before putting his hand on his shoulder.*

*when Ross put his hand on his shoulder his eye looked up at him....... It contains so much pain, angish, self hatred.... And sorrow*

*Ross looked into his eyes and sigh before wrapping an arm around him and pulling him in close for a hug.*

"Come here."

*his eye widened, before hugging back very tightly, doing all he could not to sob his crystal heart out*

*Ross ran his fingers through Oiwas hair, rubbing his back slightly.*

"You're safe now..."

*the lady was dead...iris was safe but oiwa was nowhere to be found...at least not in the living world.... Ross has a feeling of where his beloved is*

@ifyoustareonemoretime

*Ross rubbed his brows, feeling tired and exhausted. He decided to give his partner a call, though he even wonders if the underworld has cellphone service.*

*it actually does! But....it went straight to voicemail..... Perhaps he should call one of the twins or one of the dotd members*

*Ross was a little surprised to see that theu had service but gave a sigh at the voice mail. He decided to call the DOTD.*

*after a couple of rings viper picked up*

Viper: You are calling the department of the dead, any stray souls will be put back down under. This is viper speaking how may I help you?

"Hey, it's me, Ross. Do you know where your boss is?"

Viper: oh Ross what a surprise. Didn't expect to call.

As for where the boss is....I'm not quite sure I haven't seen him since he left...may I ask why?

"Well I just got done with dealing with a crazy woman, and with that all out of the way I wanted to check up on him."

Viper: I see I see.... Why didn't you just come and see him yourself? Don't you have a jewel of judgement?

"Well I wanted to call first and see if he was available, I know he can be busy at some points."

Viper: *chuckled* well fair enough, but I'm pretty sure he is available Hun

"Well I will be down there then."

*Ross chuckled.*

"Bye bye*

Viper: Bye sugar, if you need anything you know who to call

"Thank you. Take care."

*Ross hangs up and grabs his stuff before transporting to the underworld.*

*he teleports to oiwa's penthouse, but....it's silent*

"Oiwa, I'm back..."

*Ross called out.*

*silence...... Maybe he should check the bedroom*

*Ross pulled out his gun and silently came closer to the bedroom.*

*the door was slightly open*

*Ross gently pushed the door open with his foot.*

"Oiwa?"

*what he saw was....sad.... Long golden and black hair sprawled out, the normally tall and proud oiwa was laying with his back facing the door, a somewhat messy appearance....*

*Ross gave a frown at the sight and put his gun away, approaching Oiwa slowly.*

"Hey... are you okay?"

*Ross slowly came closer before sitting down next to Oiwa. He stayed silent before putting his hand on his shoulder.*

*when Ross put his hand on his shoulder his eye looked up at him....... It contains so much pain, angish, self hatred.... And sorrow*

*Ross looked into his eyes and sigh before wrapping an arm around him and pulling him in close for a hug.*

"Come here."

*the lady was dead...iris was safe but oiwa was nowhere to be found...at least not in the living world.... Ross has a feeling of where his beloved is*

@ifyoustareonemoretime

*Ross rubbed his brows, feeling tired and exhausted. He decided to give his partner a call, though he even wonders if the underworld has cellphone service.*

*it actually does! But....it went straight to voicemail..... Perhaps he should call one of the twins or one of the dotd members*

*Ross was a little surprised to see that theu had service but gave a sigh at the voice mail. He decided to call the DOTD.*

*after a couple of rings viper picked up*

Viper: You are calling the department of the dead, any stray souls will be put back down under. This is viper speaking how may I help you?

"Hey, it's me, Ross. Do you know where your boss is?"

Viper: oh Ross what a surprise. Didn't expect to call.

As for where the boss is....I'm not quite sure I haven't seen him since he left...may I ask why?

"Well I just got done with dealing with a crazy woman, and with that all out of the way I wanted to check up on him."

Viper: I see I see.... Why didn't you just come and see him yourself? Don't you have a jewel of judgement?

"Well I wanted to call first and see if he was available, I know he can be busy at some points."

Viper: *chuckled* well fair enough, but I'm pretty sure he is available Hun

"Well I will be down there then."

*Ross chuckled.*

"Bye bye*

Viper: Bye sugar, if you need anything you know who to call

"Thank you. Take care."

*Ross hangs up and grabs his stuff before transporting to the underworld.*

*he teleports to oiwa's penthouse, but....it's silent*

"Oiwa, I'm back..."

*Ross called out.*

*silence...... Maybe he should check the bedroom*

*Ross pulled out his gun and silently came closer to the bedroom.*

*the door was slightly open*

*Ross gently pushed the door open with his foot.*

"Oiwa?"

*what he saw was....sad.... Long golden and black hair sprawled out, the normally tall and proud oiwa was laying with his back facing the door, a somewhat messy appearance....*

*Ross gave a frown at the sight and put his gun away, approaching Oiwa slowly.*

"Hey... are you okay?"