fun things

hi, i'm rebecca. i like cats, spanish, transformice and other cool things.

[pencilbrony]

[vantwinblade]

I hate you all.

[meladoodle]

hey mum can you proofread my sexts

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sweetmetaphors]

What she says: I’m fine

What she means: In Legally Blonde, Elle only gets accepted because she’s hot and sent a video, but she had a 4.0 and got a 179 (out of 180) on her LSATS. Sure, her major was in Fashion Merchandising but that’s a business major, and the fake school she was at was supposed to be UCLA so she had a business degree from a major college, probably went to a great high school, had a 4.0, and a 179 on the LSATS and at that point she would have been automatically accepted so why did they make it sound like she was such a bad risk? She even had leadership experience as president of a major chapter of what is apparently a huge sorority, since Delta Nus are shown as everything from cheerleaders to senators. Harvard should have been desperate to take her. She should have been able to get in if she turned in a cocktail napkin with her name written on it. So why make up the bullshit excuse of “multiculturalism” to justify letting in an extremely qualified and highly driven candidate just for laughs? Elle Woods deserved to go to Harvard and she earned that place with academic excellence and not by being hot.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[jvlianbashir]

just watched a man ice skate a whole routine to cotton eye joe while wearing denim overalls. ladies, i may be in love.

[jvlianbashir]

this shit is so cute!!! he looks like he’s having a great time!!

[saint-batrick]

i gasped so hard at the final move that i choked on my own spit.

[nick-avallone]

my kink is seeing money go into my bank account

[meatswitch-deactivated20231107]

She’s not gonna put your balls in her hand and pretend she’s a merchant weighing a bag of coins bro.

[iconicpopstar]

I will, king

[twitterlols]

[joshpeck]

ok sometimes facebook mom humor is actually kind of funny

[tattooed-disappointment]

How big is your cock????

Ask someone who’s seen it

[g0dammit-deactivated20160616]

You have never seen your own penis

[tattooed-disappointment]

No thats gay

[shinyx2]

[trickytwitch]

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

[flanneldragon]

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

[suppermariobroth]

Clicking the “A” in the Mario Paint title screen logo while Mario is walking under it will cause it to take Mario off the screen as it falls. (Footage recorded by me in a SNES emulator.)

[kumihoslapper]

You’ve been hit by,

you’ve been struck by,

A

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[starsappho]

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

[sirfrogsworth]

[ Sound optional, but fun. ]

Clever girl.