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They/them 21?? Wth. Finally Commissions open btw👀🫄

[pidge-the-shapeshifter]

New comm sheet!! Ahhhhhhhh (better look at the stages below)

I forgot the back of his coat…..

If this happens to your commission I will fix it for free obviously

[pidge-the-shapeshifter]

My dnd character Tex! This was gonna have more sketches next to it but I don’t wanna anymore so. :/

The campaign is being uploaded on yt and Spotify if yall wanna watch it :3

[pidge-the-shapeshifter]

I will draw my ver of the ninja turtles soon hopefully

Rn I’m making a map layout of the lair to procrastinate that. Also wanna make layouts of their rooms. No none of it will be practical or realistic. I’m not changing it I’m here for the whimsy and fun idc if this isn’t how sewers work

Here’s the rough sketch I made the other day at like 2am on ibis.

I’m delusional but I am free.

Just a heads up my ver is them aged up cause I’m an adult Idgaf about teenagers, calling it just mutant ninja turtles until I can think of a better name.

Also combining the lore of ‘12 w the bayverse movies but making my own lore too. Once I talk about it it’ll make sense.

Also go Knicks

Also also splinter used to have the balcony room (when they were teens. They gotta climb up there so he stayed on the ground for the babies) but when they got older splinter didn’t wanna climb it anymore. Splinter’s current room used to be Raph’s they just switched.

Raph is the one who made it a gym area. He uses it the most but all of them use it.

“Skateboard area” makes sense in my head but idk if it will to yall. Yk when they’re just fucking around in the ‘16 movie waiting for the sun to go down? Mikey on the board and shit? It’s that. But w a skate ramp. Again not going for realistic.

You’d think Donnie doesn’t get sleep since his room is his lab, and you’d be wrong. He doesn’t get sleep cause his ass is stubborn and he has a horrible sense of time. Once he actually goes to bed he’s OUT. Bro’s tired.

Rip Leo you would’ve loved not sharing a wall w Mikey. Mikey intentionally annoys Leo. Leo is one more time away from kicking his ass.

Sorry I didn’t mean to go this in depth. There’s still a lot more to talk about tho… hm… idea brewing. Anyways it’s 1:40am I’m gonna go to bed maybe

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

they seriously expected us to worship cops & soldiers when street cleaners and sanitation workers exist? fuck off i know who my heroes are

[donutdrawsthings]

I was thinking of a pride art challenge people could do with their OCs, because I thought it'd be cute! A queer/trans artist with their creations.

but then I realised that same challenge would be infinitely more funny with folks who have atypical or horror OCs

[hollow-toy]

mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM

[pidge-the-shapeshifter]

On my birthday (June 21st happy pride) I’m gonna make my friends draw Dimitri as their gifts to me I’m so excited

[pidge-the-shapeshifter]

Father’s Day once again falls on my birthday this is a cRUEL JOKE UNIVERSE

[subwaybug]

More people should get into poly shipping. Both because polyamory is awesome and because it's really fun to make complicated ass diagrams

[edgebug]

"wholesome" and "pure" are not antonyms of "sexual" btw

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[pidge-the-shapeshifter]

Sorry I didn’t reply I really didn’t want to

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[chronophobica]

other instruments are like we are fully assembled dont worry!! just put the mouthpiece on!! and then clarinets are sitting there at the start of every single rehearsal with a gundam kit like dont worry guys i'll be ready to play in about 2 business days

[pidge-the-shapeshifter]

That’s if they even want to play at all. Sometimes they just decide they don’t wanna.

Like wtf this is literally all you do PLAY DAMN YOU

[nitashinori]

That post about death note being "everyone's first anime" (untrue statement) made me curious and now I want to gather data for science

Can you reblog this and tell me where are you from and what was your starter anime?

[pidge-the-shapeshifter]

If we count Winx than Winx

If not then Corpse Party

[reg1ment]

i don’t even know how to render or color “properly” i take my brush and attempt some bullshiiiiit. and it works sometimes

[riotdyke]

Man, remember when Free The Nipple was a thing and there was an actual substantial amount of feminists who believed even public nudity wasn't inherently sexual and now if you date a short person hundreds of anonymous idiots online will call you a pedophile.