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im archie i write about men having sex in scary and exciting ways | 18+ only | 20s

[pidgeoncorpse]

My name is Archie, and I write gay shit. If you are interested in commissioning something from me, please look at my Ao3 for examples of my work: https://archiveofourown.org/users/pidgeoncorpse !

If you like what you've read of mine, and are interested in commissioning me, please shoot me a DM here and we can discuss.

Details, prices, and rules under the cut.

I charge 10 USD per 1,000 words. 5k words = 50 usd, etc.

I am open to writing pretty much anything. Fandoms are a trickier subject, as I may not be familiar with the source material and thus might write OOC. Regardless, my hard limits are as follows:

Scat/Farting

Raceplay

Politicial Messages

Pedophilia

Women in sexual scenarios

I reserve the right to refuse a request no matter what.

[kapitein-oranghien-29]

"Look on the tits on that one, yeah she wants me"

"Think that's a dude man"

[pidgeoncorpse]

cant believe i havent posted danny here yet. this is my gainer oc who i project all my wild feedee fantasies onto. he's kind of pinned down right now. wonder how he could've gotten himself into that situation

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so ive been thinking on this one for awhile, I'm probably going to reboot Headache as a series into something that features original characters. i feel like im not doing a good enough job at utilizing the BNHA cast and I think I might get more creative fufillment from writing something of a similar structure but with a cast of OCs

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btw my writing commissions are open if you're into men hurting eachother with knives and such

[pidgeoncorpse]

my therapist said my fat fetish is normal and good

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Pidgeoncorpse status update

I'mmmm still not doing great but here's the list of work I've been doing and things I'm planning: - I realized I was overestimating how long Headache would take to wrap up, so it is now 8 entries long rather than 10. There is a set ending and all the chapters are outlined, with work started on the next entry. Truth be told, I wanna take another crack at the concept of corrupting superheroes with a fully original setting and cast of characters, so I have more control over the lore. I will see headache through though, so don't worry. - Various original projects (more Vic entries, one-shots and multi-chaptered stories) - a Fate/Grand Order harem fanfic (think headache in terms of structure but more consensual and comedic) - a visual novel! im very excited about this one. I have a smaller scale project with isolated routes that will hopefully be a nice test for a larger scale VN. - something novel length. im not sure what story i want to go with but i want to write smth i can refine and work on over a long period of time.

im trying my hardest to work on things, and with any luck I'll get things out there sooner rather than later. I don't wanna set expectations to disappoint, so all I can say is look forward to it!

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potential love interest for a dating sim im conceptualizing

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right im working on some visual novels. i wanna make visual novels so i can make eroge at some point

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i apologize for infrequent activity, i was visiting family and also I've been getting my ass kicked by depression. not gonna go into too much detail but I promise I'm working on stuff!!!

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also this is Emil. he's the oc i have for a conceptual fate/grand order fic where its imperative he has sex with various heroic spirits to save the world

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this guy was for an idea i had forever ago that i never followed through on. i like men with pink hair

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fatboy please

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fatboy

[beingharsh]

*flirting with an older man* when i was born you had already attempted suicide once

[beingharsh]

finally someone says something kind of titillating

[pidgeoncorpse]

got hungry at around 10:00 pm. didnt eat dinner because i had a late lunch. doordash says if i order mcdonalds and my food is over 15 dollars then i get a free big mac. im leaving money on the table if i dont, so why not? not like it'll hurt anything, and I'm pretty sure i can eat two big macs.

i could get a medium big mac meal or a large meal and a medium sint enough to get the free burger, so i get a large. i usually eat mcdonalds with a shake when i order it so i'll just click that option. i can totally eat that, it's just a uh. large fries, large vanilla shake and two big macs, i can. i can totally eat that. im pretty hungry after all. god i wanna eat all that food. i really wanna eat that food. ive started feeling this way recently, before i get more food than i usually eat. a metaphorical and literal hunger, like sure I want food to eat, but I want to prove I can do it. I want to eat more than I should. i dont usually watch the doordash map live, but it's 10:36 pm and I cannot fucking wait to eat those burgers.

big macs down and i already feel stuffed. i have to keep going, it'd be wasted food if i didn't. i got sauce in my beard and god im out of breath. im halfway through the fries and i can feel my stomach straining and im moaning like a bitch whenever i shovel more into my mouth. its too much, its way too much but i still have to drink that shake and then i'll be done, it's gonna be good too and that's the worst part but i gotta finish it. i know i can finish it.

i conquer it and i feel so fucking heavy, my gut feels so fucking big i cant take it. im stuck in bed whining and moaning with my hand on my gut. im taking deep breaths but its not helping, im out of breath and im so full. its so good. i really like this feeling of too much, too full too heavy. im barely 200 pounds but i know i can get bigger. i really want to get bigger.

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here's gengoroh's villain costume btw. it'll see use in an upcoming chapter update