the royal we

this just got a bit incesty.

[peanutbuttersucks-deactivated20]

[peanutbuttersucks-deactivated20]

[pieandcolorings]

We do not wish for you to pout.

[scarletwitcheries]

[pieandcolorings]

We find thrones and monarchical aspirations uncomfortable, but approve of the cat. You can keep the chair. 

[pieandcolorings]

We do not wish for you to contact our mobile.

[suicide-muse]

[pieandcolorings]

We each have two hands. Pick up your own doll. 

[thehobodad]

[pieandcolorings]

Go sit in a corner, Milo.

[rarkholme]

[pieandcolorings]

No, MY face. I go on train adventures. You look like you're doing Number Two. 

[pieandcolorings]

my face my face my face my face my face my face my face my face my face my face M.Y. F.A.C.E.

[creativemuggle]

[pieandcolorings]

We do not believe in materialism, so I threw this away for you. (Is that 'M' for Malthus? That's just tacky.)

[pieandcolorings]

MY FACE.

[pieandcolorings]

We are glad to see you finally join the workforce. You missed a spot. I think.

[pieandcolorings]

WE do not wish to conform to your standards. WE wish to wear PINK and be HAPPY and DADDY HE'S BEING AWFUL.

[pieandcolorings]

We do not believe in a monarchy. So you can either wear that meaningless symbol and starve or you can take it off and come have cake with the other citizens.

[76945-costume-since-antiquity]

[pieandcolorings]

We do not wear bling. We wear nothing less than 24-carat gold. 

...I wear the 24-carat gold. You can get your own. 

[in-sunof-november20]

[pieandcolorings]

Mother says we must share. We do not wish to. Sit in the corner, Milo.

[magicalnaturetour]

[pieandcolorings]

DADDY PLEASE.

[randomquotesforyou]

[pieandcolorings]

We do not wish for plastic. We wish for diamonds.