had a really uplifting dream last night that i was balding and that i shaved my head and finally became hot

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had a really uplifting dream last night that i was balding and that i shaved my head and finally became hot
not now dear. i’m inhaling antifreeze vapors and having prophetic visions.
a true gooner needs only their imagination
“what if im too cute to die?”
“bowel necrosis is more powerful than love and friendship”
in my heart i am a hater. and what i hate is making graphs
me every day of grad school making some fuckass graph (it’s wrong of course)
daddy dom asmr but he’s worked for a decade in a coal mine and he keeps having graphic coughing fits
all akiangel discourse is like “wow these two anime boys fuck nasty” or “angel is a bottom” WRONG these freaks can barely handle holding hands if they got so much as a genuine hug they’d break down ugly crying. anyways yeah angel def whimpers when it goes in.
you have a big dick?
no it’s medium sized. but it makes up for it with its team player spirit and can-do attitude.
i play Six Beers. this gives me enough Alcohol to play Six More Beers. using Six More Beers i can search my deck for My Keys. because My Keys is in my hand, I can play it alongside the legendary sorcery Drunk Driving. go to combat. I hit you with My Car for 100 damage trample.
pooping was invented by Big Shitting to sell more toilets
“ok gemini uhhhhh is she faking it”
*in the walmart trying out shotguns for mouth feel*: hey can i borrow a shell? this one fits just right
clockin in for a long shift at the lovin my wife factory
i wear a rebreather in my mind palace bc of the black mold
“i’m poly but for mental illness”
this kamala harris squirt off brought to you by Raytheon™️
it really has
yeah it’s only wednesday ;(