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had a really uplifting dream last night that i was balding and that i shaved my head and finally became hot

#also my job interview went rlly well today so that’s nice #maybe dreaming of male pattern hair loss is auspicious for career success in engineering #balding #it’s time #hair loss #funny

not now dear. i’m inhaling antifreeze vapors and having prophetic visions.

#antifreeze #prophetic visions #funny

a true gooner needs only their imagination

#goon #gooners #imagination #funny

“what if im too cute to die?”

“bowel necrosis is more powerful than love and friendship”

#things my friends say #bowel necrosis #love #friendship #funny

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in my heart i am a hater. and what i hate is making graphs

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me every day of grad school making some fuckass graph (it’s wrong of course)

#gradblr #grad school #graphs #funny

daddy dom asmr but he’s worked for a decade in a coal mine and he keeps having graphic coughing fits

#my pneumonia keeps flaring up #my lungs highkenuinely hurt ngl #respiratory health #coal mine #daddy dom #funny

all akiangel discourse is like “wow these two anime boys fuck nasty” or “angel is a bottom” WRONG these freaks can barely handle holding hands if they got so much as a genuine hug they’d break down ugly crying. anyways yeah angel def whimpers when it goes in.

#fujoing out #akiangel #funny #chainsaw man

you have a big dick?

no it’s medium sized. but it makes up for it with its team player spirit and can-do attitude.

#shaft and sack #medium sized #team player #can do attitude #funny

i play Six Beers. this gives me enough Alcohol to play Six More Beers. using Six More Beers i can search my deck for My Keys. because My Keys is in my hand, I can play it alongside the legendary sorcery Drunk Driving. go to combat. I hit you with My Car for 100 damage trample.

#magic the gathering #drunk driving #funny

pooping was invented by Big Shitting to sell more toilets

#pooping #shitting #toilet #funny

“ok gemini uhhhhh is she faking it”

#fuck ai #sex #funny

*in the walmart trying out shotguns for mouth feel*: hey can i borrow a shell? this one fits just right

#walmart #shotgun #firearm #suicide #funny

clockin in for a long shift at the lovin my wife factory

#happy wife #wife #relationships #funny

i wear a rebreather in my mind palace bc of the black mold

#mold #black mold #mind palace #funny

“i’m poly but for mental illness”