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the way she backin that shit up got me thinking about hamiltonian mechanics

#shawty #backin that shit up #hamiltonian mechanics #funny

nerds be like i’m a knower not a shower

#shower #knower #nerds #funny

(unusually wise toddler voice) you got esoteric knowledge and lore on your phone?

#esoteric knowledge and lore #toddler #funny

yellow-cat

(voice of a person spiralling) its embarrassing but i still havent figured out if its ok for me to be alive

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one day when i grow up i wanna be a real person the way other people are

#mental illness

damazcuz

The lion is concerned. The lion is honestly really fucking worried.

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the lion needs to lock in or the lion isn’t going to graduate

#also i haven’t figured out where im gonna live next week #and my scary friend is gonna visit soon too #the lion #concern #funny #gradblr

staimless-steal

They blew my shi so smoove off i gotta go to Turkey

how am i supposed to jerk off to this fuckable twink if he’s voiced by a woman

#this has been in my drafts for like more than 2 years #fuckable twink #twink #women #funny

temu brand ball polymer got me cummin different

#smart assistant integration with wechat since its off brand ofc #this post sponsored by the chemistry department #polymers #temu #funny

i don’t want 2% milf. i want 100% milf. i want heavy whipping milf. i want organic unpasteurized milf.

#milfs #funny

cheaphalloweencostume

the idea that a sex scene in fiction is fundamentally useless/simply for audience titillation UNLESS they’re fucking infodumping exposition while they bone or something is so funny and myopic to me. like, you really genuinely believe for real that there is NOTHING to be gained about your understanding of a story or characters simply from how they approach and engage in sex? really for real?

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i mean having expository sex in real life would be an extremely funny bit to do with ur partner

#expository sex #silly bit #funny

p-hacking? yeah i wish she would

#p-hacking #experimental design #graduate school #gradblr #funny

i’m like the ted kazinsky of cuddling :3

#ted kaczynski #cuddling #funny

anxious/avoidant attachment cycle but for job interviews

#please fucking EMAIL ME BACK AUGHHH #jobs #job applications #employment #funny

had a really uplifting dream last night that i was balding and that i shaved my head and finally became hot

#also my job interview went rlly well today so that’s nice #maybe dreaming of male pattern hair loss is auspicious for career success in engineering #balding #it’s time #hair loss #funny

not now dear. i’m inhaling antifreeze vapors and having prophetic visions.