Mean D&D Lesbian

She/they 23, minors DNI Pfp art: Carson Daniel

[halforcwaitress]

Reviving this blog in order to heal myself of my shortform content addiction and my little porn addiction.

Welcome ladies

Halforc Waitress serving up some tasty tasty fantasy lesbian treats.

Expect to see stuff I like, such as:

•TTRPGs of all kinds (but I’m D&D defender)

•fantasy aesthetic, fiction

•art

•fandom stuff

•yuri, femslash, good ol’ sesbian lex

Minors DNI, TERFS/RADFEMS DNI AND DIE this ain’t the page for you. Every time i see a terf reposting my sesbian lex I will only be posting transfemmes cumming for a week straight.

I tag everything #safe post; #safeish post; and #not safe post. Referring to safe for work content. Block whatever you don’t wanna see.

I be posting some NotSafeForTumblr stuff, but that doesn’t mean I want nsfw messages in my asks or DMs!!! I am VERY MUCH TAKEN <333333 Feel free to instead ask or DM me about the works I post or my life or anything. If you wanna start nsfw conversation, I ain’t a snowflake, just make it non personal.

[rain-44]

The embrace that feels like home

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[halforcwaitress]

Halforc waitress

[prokaryartsllc]

Just a little Saoirse doodle to end the night :)

[halforcwaitress]

The bush is also white!!

[mandi-bul]

[lesbiannbat]

Opening Tumblr every morning as if it is my newspaper, but instead of being filled with news, is filled with lesbian sex

[judilyart]

happy yuri day to all sapphics 💕👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

art prints of these here

[chok3onlollip0pz404]

July will be filled with yuri.

July will be filled with kissing girls.

July will be filled with yuri.

July will be filled with kissing girls.

July will be filled with yuri.

July will be filled with kissing girls.

July will be filled with yuri.

[throathole]

Women with big curly red hair always have like 12 gay guy friends why is that

[throathole]

INCREDIBLE response

[maezanilla]

[bg3 tav, Nimue ] Kissed silly ❤️‍🔥💜

[uncoolfemme]

always bite the hand that fingers you… or whatever that saying is…

[pearmallow]

Been a little too long since I’ve drawn any lesbian fairies 💜🦋

[halforcwaitress]

LESBIAN FAIRIES!!!

[maezanilla]

Day 5 - morning kisses ☀️

[Day 4]

[halforcwaitress]

Gods the lighting, the line work!!! Beautifully done, art is going to heal me.

[steemyart]

animated some more catradora spicyness :P up here

[halforcwaitress]

Been looking for this for a WHILE <3333 Waitress loves it <3

[they-call-me-the-wagglewoster]

THW FLAGS ARE GOOOOOOONE

[halforcwaitress]

THE PAIN FROM THE LACK OF FLAGS T——T

[six-improbable-things]

I know that usually using real-world customs in fantasy settings is kind of a lazy shortcut most of the time, but I’m currently thinking about the implications of diamond wedding / engagement rings in a D&D-based setting.

I mean, think about it. You vow to be together “‘til death does us part” and then you give them a way to escape death. You’re literally saying “even death could not keep me from you” or “I will never let you go”.

And of course the more expensive the ring, the more secure the promise. Splurging on a ring isn’t just vanity. It’s literally life insurance. (Or should I say life assurance.)

And even if you can’t afford a 300gp ring, diamonds are still the best choice for a stone. That “cheap” 100gp stone? Crush that up and you have a free casting of Greater Restoration. (If a larger diamond is life insurance/assurance, this is health insurance/assurance.)

Assuming that (as per my typical worldbuilding) a simple Lesser Restoration isn’t enough to cure more serious diseases, and given the common practice of making the client pay for the materials, a set-aside diamond could be the difference between life and death for someone who doesn’t have access to that kind of money.

Idk, I just think it’s a neat side-effect of gems as spell components that would be fun to play around with. The wealthy using veritable bouquets of mid-tier diamonds to ensure their partners will never die. Or a scandalous murder reveals that the victim’s wedding diamond was a fake. Did their spouse do that intentionally, and if so, does that mean they’re the murderer?

[moniehon]

Mermaid and pirate au! 🧜‍♀️🌊🐬