To-tally

[tahthetrickster]

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

[zmenit]

“THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

[cumshawtyy]

Ig Sarahmalual_

Almost hit 2k followers on ig.. y’all come thru with the followes please and I’ll do so back x

[jennlferlawrence-deactivated201]

[helpingg]

[smallrooms]

[324432463552434565435241354-dea]

…i really feel like i shouldnt have to say this but…. multi billion dollar cooperations dont actually care about dismantling systematic inequality… like… nike would maybe stop using slave labor if it did? nike cares about police brutality in the same way that dove cares about girls’ body image insecurities. by putting forth ads that they know trend easily and capitalize off our desires to be progressive and helpful

[chessys]

my husband of twenty years: i love you me: he’s just saying that to be nice

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[venuskissed-deactivated20170930]

me too sis

[lesbianrey]

hey pence i’m not gay i’m Alternative Straight

[alisonzai]

attention all soft animals..... hello

[ruinedchildhood]

[byrneing]

friend: how are you me: 

[saintsoup]

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[killin-the-machine]

The use of the princess bride implies that they’re both windex

[daily-showerthoughts]

Bob’s Burgers would also be an appropriate title for SpongeBob SquarePants

[yourbigsisnissi]

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[menpale]