Vegetarian.

Hi I'm Aliya, and i'm *breathes heavily* CANADIAN.

[blackfashion]

Kristia franklin, 21, Jamaica @myrepea http://www.myrepeatoffender.com/?page_id=94 IG @myrepeatoffender

[stability]

Hello from my bed head at 1:30pm

[roadheadforehead]

Hello from my pussy at 3:10pm

[stability]

[carudamon119]

[meechonmars]

if characters in horror movies could hear the audience

[caption-action]

Character: I’m not scared of you, I have a knife. 

Person off screen: And b*tch she got a gun. 

Character:Huh? 

Person off screen: Run 

Character:[runs]

[marcitlali]

I think that putting a chicken in the microwave is like the most sanitary thing to do, plus it doesn’t have all the extra calories from the grease

[agentkimballcho]

[weloveshortvideos]

How you gettin chase down by a giraffe

[hoebutmadefashion]

D R A M A

[shuseph]

How you make a giraffe made enough to chase you lmfaoooo

[rassclaart-deactivated20160713]

Get those colonizers!!!

[aenrhena]

LOOK AT THIS CRAIGSLIST LISTING 

[studiotrigger-deactivated201605]

so today at work I cleaned this old man’s golf clubs and I thought he was getting his wallet out of his bag but instead he pulls out this giant plastic target bag of yellow plums. he tipped us in yellow plums. he told us not to tell anyone we had these and I looked them up because they were so good and these plums are illegal in the US. I got tipped in illegally imported plums. 

[redditfront]

Some examples of why the Oxford comma is generally a good idea

[trekkingwilbury-deactivated2017]

Please don’t let the Oxford comma die. If you were apathetic about it before, I think this will help you understand why it is necessary.

[azriona]

On the other hand, these sentences are pure gold.

[sodafloat-archive-deactivated20]

[subposting-deactivated20190116]

tell me why Ayesha Curry has a secret instagram account & is posting videos using one of those funny face snapchat filters & speaking in a Jamaican accent 😂 

[subposting-deactivated20190116]

A video posted by Gina (@ginajamaica2007) on Apr 26, 2016 at 10:47pm PDT

no Lemonade situation 😂

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A video posted by Gina (@ginajamaica2007) on Apr 28, 2016 at 12:40am PDT

she even got Steph in on it lmao

[lastskiss]

I don’t know if anyone’s posted this yet but this is the crowd during Love On Top and it’s soooo fucking lit i’m crying it’s beautiful (from twitter: beysusfacts)

[blackfitnessrocks]

Great cardio lol

[kuwkimye]

[meanplastic]

[gaywifi]

depression sucks because you could be half way done dancing in your underwear and making cookies and all the sudden everything is pointless and you feel so lost and worthless and have no motivation to breath and it’s like ??????? theses cookies were going to be great ??? calm down depression ?? pls ?