There's always two of us.

Léo, 30s, he/him • no editorial policy here • currently in good omens hell

[crabussy]

senior/elderly nonbinary people. I adore you and you make the world a better place. whether you've known for multiple decades or you just found out last year. thank you for just Being. so much love from me.

[crabussy]

GAUGEHAHAH????

[gobusto]

[caprart1]

i DO believe that a good writer can make mischaracterization work. oh there's a character who doesn't normally cry? figure it out!! disect the character. make the situation cryable for them. make that character cry ugly tears even if it goes against their very nature. YOU CAN MAKE IT WORK!!!

[riverlarking]

i love clicking on somebody’s ao3 profile and seeing the most nonsensical collection of fandoms. like yess let's live a thousand lifetimes

[jomjjeoro]

hey guys. this is my invention. check it out

[bastionkeeper]

listen no matter how depressed I am whenever this post shows up on my dash I fucking lose it I just laugh so hard, it’s such a good post. The way it’s presented? Soap on a sink nozzle, okay clearly this is some sort of handwashing appliance. Then there’s just water going everywhere no further explanation it’s so good I’m so happy

[rebelflet]

GoodOmens

[electionsmistertumbler]

Lequel mérite le titre de Mister Tumblr ? (Propagande juste en dessous)

Serge Karamazov (La Cité de la peur)

Dr. Henry Castafolte (Le Visiteur du futur)

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Propagande Serge :

Le bisexuel ever! Le prince de Moldavie? Il l'a baisé!

il joue de la trompette. Et ☝️il est probablement trans

Kara il est loyal, il est pathétique, il est courageux, il est athletique, il est nul a son job, il aime aider et il est préparé et il sait pas eteindre une alarme de telephone donc la planque sous son bras. Il est une icone de l'humour absurde, tout en étant un vrai personnage attachant.

Propagande Henry :

il est beau il est sexy, il est déconstruit (ce n'est pas un robot non mvoyez lui c'est - non non regarde pas le code barre sur ton bras), et il est savant en plus. toujours là pour réparer les baffres de son pote le clodo du futur.

Toute la salle a applaudi avec enthousiasme dès qu'il apparaissait dans une scène du film, je pense que c'est bon signe pour sa popularité X)

Tout le monde aime ce robot arrogant, et ses boucles et sa moustache en ont sûrement séduit plus d'un.e ~ Et c'est sans parler de ses avant-bras, sluttily révélés dans la saison 4

c'est le seul robot qui sait qu'il est un robot !!! Et il est tire de la FIERTÉ de ce son code barre, se reappropriant ce symbole que les gens utilisaient pour le degrader et l'humilier et se moquer de lui - litteralement gay coded en fait ? Et puis il a des yeux verts et des boucles brunes et il fait 1m92 et il a une moustache ❤️ il est humaniste et de mauvaise foi et philosophe et il est extremment confiant en lui-meme et il a des gros engins 👀

[starsnot]

have you ever seen a cow in real life

i see cows every day

i see cows very often

i only see cows occasionally, but often enough that it isnt unusual

i have only seen cows a few times

i have seen cows once

i have seen cows but only at a Place To See Animals

i have never seen a cow

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if you used to see cows consistently but you dont anymore, answer according to how often you did at cow time!

[starsnot]

only poll response that matters

[voldemo]

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

[voldemo]

its like ive never seen herbivore

[ezekestiel]

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

[kotse]

never done this before... can you hear me? 🕶️

[sapphireh3arts]

today is the ten year anniversary of the Pulse Nightclub shooting. a full decade ago, i lost a friend and a coworker. i was lucky. i had friends that lost several people. today, please remember and fight for all those that have died to live the life they should have been free to. i'll always remember you, Cory.

[drill-teeth]

Something I really struggle to get people to understand is that like. Sometimes there was no intentional homoerotic subtext, the author was just extremely misogynistic. Sometimes the author wasn't "secretly shipping" those two men, the author literally just hates women so much that they see them as being literally incapable of relationships with depth. Like this is kind of a big thing with misogyny actually. A lot of extremely misogynistic people truly believe that a man can only have meaningful and complex relationships with other men because they literally just think women are so inferior they only exist to birth children and clean the house. It's like when people say along the lines of "no one worships exclusively men quite like straight men do". It's just that phenomenon actually. That happens to be manifesting in a raging misogynist's writing. Writing a man character who literally only puts effort into his friendships with other men while completely ignoring his literal girlfriend or wife is actually an extremely straight thing to write. And that doesn't mean you can't ship those men or that there are no stories with actual intentional homoerotic subtext. I just think it's important to be able to recognize extreme misogyny in writing and acknowledge it without brushing it off and assuming good intentions when literally all evidence is screaming that this was a misogynistic writing choice and not a representing gay men choice.

[koobiie]

i feel strongly about this

[ailurinae]

[kandelyabr55]

[catchymemes]

blue sunset on Mars is a real phenomenon caused by the way Martian dust scatters sunlight.

Unlike Earth, where sunsets are red and orange due to the scattering of shorter blue wavelengths by our atmosphere, Mars has an extremely fine dust that scatters blue light more efficiently near the Sun.

So during sunset on Mars, the sky turns reddish-brown while the area around the Sun glows a soft blue. It’s the opposite of what we experience on Earth.

NASA’s rovers have captured this eerie sight

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

and what if I told you guys that virtually everyone you ever meet will turn out to be really interesting if you give them a chance

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

some real miserable fucks in the notes I fear

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

I'm not even saying you have to talk to every single person you meet. and you're certainly not going to LIKE all of them. but every person does have a rich interior life and complex feelings and unique worldview. sorry.

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey man how's it going

sorry for getting self righteous about uuuuh my belief in the innate wonder of human life and connection I guess

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

hey man how's it going

[bunjywunjy]

wow. made it less than three months in

[ooklet]

this is truly one of the most tumblr posts i've ever seen. i know chronically online people exist in all corners of the internet but i feel like this is the only place where someone could say something as uncontroversial as "you will find out that people have personalities when you talk to them" and get responses like "oh so you're making the ABLEIST assertion that i should FORCE MYSELF to push past my SOCIAL ANXIETY to talk to BIGOTS????" amazing work, guys

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

[angelspouse]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

[fool-counter]

(with the intention of ordering grapes from the lemonade stand) hey

fool count: 1

[translatingpostsintolatin]

sponsusangelicus

(cum voluntate uvarum e tabernula iuris cedridis requirendarum) eho

numerator-fatuorum

(cum voluntate uvarum e tabernula iuris cedridis requirendarum) eho

fatuorum-numerus: nihil

[melonmard]

angelआचाजोडीदार

(लिंबू सरबताचा गाडी पासून द्राक्षे order करण्याची उद्देशाने) हेय

मुर्खा-counter

(लिंबू सरबताचा गाडी पासून द्राक्षे order करण्याची उद्देशाने) हेय

किती मुर्खे: शून्य

[translatingpostsintoancientgreek]

ἀγγελόσυζυγος

(ἐπὶ μὲν τῷ ἀγοράζειν σταφυλὰς ἐκ τοῦ πωλητηρίου δὲ ἐκ χυμοῦ κιτρίων) χαῖρε

μωρῶν-ἀριθμητής

(ἐπὶ μὲν τῷ ἀγοράζειν σταφυλὰς ἐκ τοῦ πωλητηρίου δὲ ἐκ χυμοῦ κιτρίων) χαῖρε

μωρῶν ἀριθμός: 1

[oldenglishtextposts]

angelgemaca

(wiþ þæm ingehygde biddan winbergan fram cederæppla drynces scoppan) eala

dwæs-gerimend

(wiþ þæm ingehygde biddan winbergan fram cederæppla drynces scoppan) eala

dwæs gerim: I

[trashlord-watson]

épouxange

(avec l'intention de commander du raisin au stand de limonade) salut

compteurdidiot

(avec l'intention de commander du raisin au stand de limonade) salut

compteur d'idiot : 1

[yesornopolls]

if your parent was born on or before 1962, can they successfully transfer a file to a USB drive without your help?

If your parent was born on or before 1962, can they successfully transfer a file to a USB drive without your help?

Yes

No

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