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he / him — b ❥ mostly ✯ moodboards 𝐝𝐚𝐢𝐥𝐲 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐬 ⁴²⁰

[piercemejackass]

☠︎ 𝓋𝒶𝓂 𝒾𝓈 𝒶 𝓁𝒾𝒻ℯ𝓈𝓉𝓎𝓁ℯ . 𖤐

" 𝒷ℯ 𝒾𝓃 𝓁ℴ𝓋ℯ 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝓌𝒶𝓎. ℴ𝒽 𝓉𝒶𝓁𝓀 𝓉ℴ 𝓂ℯ 𝓅𝓁ℯ𝒶𝓈ℯ, 𝓎ℴ𝓊'𝓋ℯ 𝒷𝓇ℴ𝓊𝑔𝒽𝓉 𝓂ℯ 𝓉ℴ 𝓂𝓎 𝓀𝓃ℯℯ𝓈 . "

[boundtogetloud]

why was he wearing all that to the beach

[punkshausen]

bam CALM DOWN he’s all yours😭😭😭

credit to @local-grave-babe lol the vam one was funny

[piercemejackass]

𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑𝐒

“𝒔𝒐 𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒊 𝒂𝒎 𝒓𝒐𝒄𝒌 𝒎𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒂 𝒉𝒖𝒓𝒓𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒆,

𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒔𝒄𝒐𝒓𝒑𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒗𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒅𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏,

𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒅𝒂𝒅𝒅𝒚'𝒔 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒏𝒂 𝒕𝒆𝒍𝒍 𝒚𝒂' 𝒊𝒎 𝒂𝒔 𝒄𝒐𝒐𝒍 𝒂𝒔 𝒋𝒂𝒄𝒌 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒓𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓,

𝒔𝒐𝒎𝒆𝒘𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒐𝒇 𝒂 𝒄𝒖𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒓𝒐𝒂𝒕 𝒃𝒖𝒕 𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒂 𝒃𝒊𝒈 𝒕𝒊𝒑𝒑𝒆𝒓 ! "

[piercemejackass]

Im sorry

[piercemejackass]

𝓇𝒶𝓏ℴ𝓇𝒷𝓁𝒶𝒹ℯ 𝓇ℴ𝓂𝒶𝓃𝒸ℯ

" 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒈𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒏, 𝒎𝒚 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚. "

[piercemejackass]

ԃαяк ℓιցнт

" 𝒅𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒗𝒆𝒅 𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔. 𝒃𝒓𝒐𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒇𝒓𝒐𝒎 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅 𝒘𝒉𝒆𝒓𝒆 𝒅𝒆𝒗𝒊𝒍𝒔 𝒓𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒏, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒙𝒊𝒄𝒂𝒕𝒆𝒅 𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒆𝒍𝒔 𝒘𝒊𝒕𝒉 𝒔𝒐𝒓𝒓𝒐𝒘. "

[piercemejackass]

𝔡𝔢𝔢𝔭 𝔰𝔥𝔞𝔡𝔬𝔴𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔩𝔩𝔦𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔥𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔩𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔱𝔰

" 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒕𝒐𝒐 𝒏𝒖𝒎𝒃 𝒕𝒐 𝒃𝒆𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒗𝒆 𝒊𝒏 𝒊𝒕. 𝒊𝒏 𝒂𝒏𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈. 𝒃𝒂𝒃𝒚, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒅𝒐𝒏𝒕 𝒄𝒍𝒐𝒔𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕. "

[piercemejackass]

𝖌𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖊𝖘𝖙 𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖘𝖔𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖛𝖔𝖑. 𝟔𝟔𝟔

“ 𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖, 𝒂𝒇𝒕𝒆𝒓 𝒚𝒐𝒖'𝒓𝒆 𝒄𝒓𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒎𝒚 𝒉𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒕. 𝒊 𝒏𝒆𝒆𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖. 𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒔𝒆, 𝒕𝒂𝒌𝒆 𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒏𝒕𝒐 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒂𝒓𝒎𝒔. "

ִֶָ. ..𓂃 ࣪ ִֶָ་ 𖤐࿐

[himiamx]

[silverfucksville]

[apr3sentsometh1ng]

They so frequently make me physically ill

[pisssballss]

Wait keep looking up at me like that I'm close

#GORGEOUSMAN!!!

[punkshausen]

credits to: @apclypsenow on twt

[vicodinoverdose]

HAVEN'T drawn dada since like 2022-2023 so dada BLAST

[deadautism]

"I'm a winner. I can do it. I'm a winner."

Johnny Knoxville as Steve Barker in The Ringer (2005) - dir. Barry W. Blaustein

bonus gif of Steve getting punched in the face (don't worry, he deserves it):

[whateverthatisconisuer]

Pt.2 Jackasses as littlest pet shops