[fantasyofa-censored-switch-deac]

I’m such a slut for milk and cookies

[yobanet]

yung gravy: another song abt milfs and food

me, every time:

[cutiepiesub]

How do I politely ask someone to slam me against a wall and make out with me

[mostpeachy]

I am tired and I want to hold hands

[awstenconstantinemoved-deactiva]

my heart nuts whenever i hear the first few seconds of first date by blink-182.

[motherearthsign]

friend: ends a text with a period me: i don’t know what i did but what can i do to make up for it, please,

[inkskinned]

i actually… love people who double or triple or infinity text … what are you excited about because i’m excited too! message me seven times please i’m glad you have a lot to say and i am willing to listen!!

[trashboyzac-deactivated20190724]

im not a fan of this sleeping alone thing anymore

[cryptiboy]

when you hear the words “say it aint so” do you first think of “all the small things” by blink-182 or “say it ain’t so” by weezer

[localddreamers]

Visit Original Link

[pinksweet]

Say it ain’t so

[pinksweet]

I will not go

[pinksweet]

Turn the lights off

[pinksweet]

DES PA CI TO

[cephalotodd-deactivated20190310]

we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

[moomoobooboo-deactivated2020102]

Honestly, tea. I’ve lived here my whole life and I have never once known what my total is gonna be at the register. Total fucking mystery.

[2-face]

im an ex-american living in new zealand for the past two years and it still never fails to blow my mind that i can take a $2 coin, walk up to a counter with two $1 items, and perform the expected transaction

[greekedtext]

this callout is completely deserved

[dateaboysuggestions]

date a boy that will slow dance and sing along with you to tennessee whiskey

[universi-tea]

airport security is like when you’re trying to put your money back in your wallet before it’s the next person’s turn in line except you’re barefoot 

[showerthoughtsofficial]

If you bury your feet in sand at the beach, you’re wearing planet shoes

[doujinshi]

me: *starts eating healthy and drinking water* oh wow this is actually really nice and fun. 

me: 

me:

me: I SAID THIS IS REALLY NICE

brain: oh right. heres some dopamine for the bare minimum u basic ass bitch

me: thank u 

[teenagerposts]

me when my fave song comes on after ive pressed shuffle 53 times