insane woman syndrome

she/her twenty-year-old but please do not try and perceive me

[spiralstaircased]

A windy day with a moderate temperature will make you feel like you got reborn into a world that really loves you this time

[fernscully]

it’s so insane we have to just keep showing up for work. no matter what is happening globally, locally, personally, you’re supposed to show up and act like the formatting on a report is actually really important and demands your attention.

[alookseeblog]

assemblyglassworks

[stuckinapril]

god knew id be too powerful if I was socialized properly

[papayajuan2019]

sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex

[blackpyrefly]

"what if things were different" is a poisoned well and drinking from it will kill you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[unexplained-occurrences]

[speedlimit15]

grocery store mission barely accomplished took massive damage to the hull and all internal systems. shield repair could take days

[glycyrrhizin]

fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color

[aflo]

[zegalba]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[ladders101]

gay rep is like “kyaaaaaah!!! i like a boy but… i’m a boy >////<?!?!” meanwhile queerbait will be “it’s not a game for me troy. i’m seeing real lava because you’re leaving. it’s embarrassing and i don’t want to be crazy, but i am crazy so… i made a game that made you and everyone else see what i see. i don’t want it to be there either, i swear. i want you to be able to leave, but i don’t think the lava goes away until you stop leaving”

[valtsv]

blood test came back haunted

[cannibalchicken]

[pathologising]

ever since I was 5 years old I've wanted to be found dead lying face down in a creek

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

what are rats doing so many small sniffs for. just do one big one and move on girl

[whizpurr]