Abby

I don't even know what my blog is.

[spnaturalconfessions]

[therubbleoroursins]

I’m fascinated by the fact that Phineas and Ferb is a show that actually exists Like I can understand how someone could have come up with the idea of an animated show about stepbrothers trying to find cool ways to spend their summer vacation And from there I can see how the characters of Candace, Isabella, Beauford, Baljeet, Jeremy, and Stacy came about But at what godforsaken point in the thought process did someone go, “Hey, what if there’s an ongoing subplot about their pet who’s a secret agent trying to stop a German guy from channeling his anger towards his abusive parents into conquering the tri-state area?” Just How

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someones still “It” from a childhood tag game.

[piercetheblackveilsiren]

Me: I'll just lay down for a couple of minutes and then I'll start studying

Narrator: she knew very well she was not getting up again for the next five hours

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

ok so. there’s an office administrator at my work and she has this cute little 2 year old named William. he calls me “Nick so tall”. like that’s my name to him, but he says it like it’s one word. “Nicksotall”. and i love it so I’ve taken to calling him Will So Lil’ and we get along like a housefire. i haven’t seen him in like two weeks, but his mom comes in to work today and tells me that recently he’s been telling his own bedtime stories, and he starts them all with once upon a time and everything. cute right? well to me it gets cuter, because he has been telling stories about Batman, Spider-man, and Nicksotall. and we have these adventures and climb buildings and fight crime together and i have to be honest, it warmed my heart so fucking much it’s ridiculous

tl;dr I’m a superhero to an adorable 2 year old

[formidableopponents]

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

yessssssss

[i-am-the-punk-mermaid]

This is so pure

[mymompickedthisurlss-deactivate]

i had a visitor at work today.  willsoli’l was a ‘struction worker

[foodieallen-deactivated20171108]

I love this so much 😭😍

[danielhowell]

mfw the fan art is so accurate i’m scared they can actually see into my house please help

[svau-deactivated20120828]

You don’t know how much someone is worth to you

until you sell them

[danielhowell]

festive vibes 😍🎄

[spnaturalconfessions]

[piercetheblackveilsiren]

I thought I was the only one

[just-shower-thoughts]

You should let your kids stay up however long they want but force them to go to school in the morning or they lose their allowance. That’s closer to preparing them to adulthood than making them go to sleep.

[attractive-decoy]

I don't want any pronouns

Don’t refer to me

[melaniemartinezconfessions]

[shittyidea]

Have an ugly personality to match your physical appearance

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that no matter how much I’m enjoying a video, I tap the screen on my phone to see how long before said video is over.

[theannoyingalien]

Bill Clinton straight up used to look like gibby from icarly

fUCK HE DID

I’m crying this is horrible

[animentality]

the image didn’t even load but I’m reblogging this in the hopes that the payoff is worth it

[animentality]

IT WAS

[camhowes]

in america we don’t say “goodbye” anymore instead we say “be safe” and I think that’s terrifying :)

[just-shower-thoughts]

School is no longer about learning; it’s about passing