Phan & Halsey Trash

[myownlittlerehab]

Melanie talking about her second album

[piercethephan8-blog]

Can't wait!!

[bodyenvyyy]

[lookingforhalsey]

Halsey singing Is There Somewhere a very long time ago.

[cooldogs]

[planethalsey]

[homerically]

i don’t think i’ve ever seen something as great as this

[awesome-show-great-blog]

i watch this vine every day

[sourcefieldmix-deactivated20161]

this vine encapsulates the entirety of being a 14 year old boy

[sweetielouis]

[los-york-new-angeles]

UNMUTE PLEASE

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: we are going to punch you me *pulling out spoon*: have you lot ever been Uncle Jimmied

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teenagers: we are going to kick you me *pulling out an electric toothbrush*: have you all ever experienced a Norwegian Christmas…

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teenagers: we are going to unlawfully take your money me *taking car keys out of my pocket*: say, have any of you ever had a Pacific Ocean Garbage Patch…….

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teenagers: we are going to call you mean names me *taking Costco brand pair of socks out of my purse*: it’s been a while since i gave someone a Tropic Of Capricorn………….

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teenagers: we’re violent just for the fun of it ! me *microwaving a hard-boiled egg*: you’re all about to get a Matthew Broderick Jr.

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teenagers: we are going to spread rumors about you me *getting out my tube of rash cream*: don’t force me to give you a Chinese Whistling Garden

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teenagers: we are about to physically assault you me *pulling out cantaloupe*: seems like you rapscallions have never heard of the Screaming Astronaut

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teenagers: we are going to commit felonies me *pulling out handfuls of spaghetti*: I’m sorry you all have to experience the Kansas Turnpike …

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teenagers: i am preparing to steal an automotive vehicle me *taking out a roll of dental floss*: keep this sort of behavior up and you’re going to get the Rick Astley’s Crochet

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

teenagers: i plan to do acts of physical hooliganism! me *takes a Bop It out of my pocket*: I don’t normally do this but I’ll enjoy giving you a North Carolina Senator G.K. Butterfield

[animalbody]

if theres a day i dont reblog this assume i died

[themostfuniveverhad]

[cindvrblockgarden]

He’s so cute :(

[howltrs]

[tylersbf]

tyler with a speech jammer

[clear-view-clouded-mind-deactiv]

[obsessivebitch-deactivated20170]

A wild danisnotonfire appears!

[minniti]

[thelovejournals]

What a terrible feeling to love someone and not be able to help them.

Jennifer Niven, All The Bright Places (via thelovejournals)