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(I don't really use this blog anymore. Outdated contents.) mittens and cats all 'round the world, come to me, and it's world domination together.

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why would a candle thats already lit want to be with a match

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also her being lit is going to eventually melt her and reduce her to nothing match guy is an abusive sadboy who thinks he’s the victim when candlegirl just wants someone who will keep her alive

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im here for this analysis

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Humans are adorable.

Supporting evidence:

1. Humans say ‘ow’, even if they haven’t actually been hurt. It’s just a thing they say when they think they might have been hurt, but aren’t sure yet.

2. Humans collect shiny things and decorate their bodies and nests with them. The shinier the better, although each individual has a unique taste for style and colouring

3. Humans are not an aquatic or even amphibious species, but they flock to bodies of water simply to play in it. They can’t even hold their breath all that long; they just love to splash!

4. When night falls and the sky goes dark, humans become drowsy and begin to cocoon themselves in soft, fluffy bedding.

5. Some humans spend time in each other’s nests! Just for fun! It’s not their nest; they’re just visiting each other.

6. Some humans use pigments and dyes to make their bodies flashy and colourful! They even attach shiny dangly bits to their cartalidgous membranes!

7. Humans are very clever, and sometimes adopt creatures from other species into their family units. They don’t seem to notice the obvious differences, and often raise them alongside their own young!

8. If a human sees another creature in distress, they can commonly be observed trying to help! Even at their own risk, most humans are deeply compassionate creatures!

9. If a human hears a particularity catchy sound or tune, it will often mimic it, even to the point of annoying themselves!

10. Sneezes are entirely involuntary, and completely adorable. Especially when the human in question becomes frustrated

11. Humans love treats!!! Some more than others. Many humans will save these treats specifically for a later date when they are in need of comfort or reassurance. IE, pickles, pop tarts, Popsicles, etc

12. They’re learning to travel in space!!! They can’t get very far, but they’re trying!!! So far, they’ve made it to the end of their yard, and have found rocks

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How time works

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i love this song!

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No-Bake Sakura White Chocolate Cheesecake Cups

by Tasty Japan

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No-Bake Sakura White Chocolate Cheesecake Cups

by Tasty Japan

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Do you think we’re worth saving?

Six Word Stories #8. (via panamaweddings)

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Avatar The Last Airbender

Water. Earth. Fire. Air. Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.

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She was the first woman to...

…travel around the world in a damned Zeppelin.

Lady Hay Drummond-Hay (September 12, 1895—February 12, 1946) was a star journalist who became the first woman to circumnavigate the globe, and she did it in a damned Zeppelin. She went on to report from war zones like Abyssinia (now Ethiopia) and Manchuria (now part of China), fell into a tumultuous romance with a fellow reporter, and was eventually captured by the Japanese during WWII.

…swim the English Channel.

Gertrude Ederle (October 23, 1905 – November 30, 2003) was a competitive swimmer, Olympic champion, and at one time held five world records. If there was a world record for coolest nickname she would’ve held six, because hers was “Queen of the Waves.” When Ederle set out to become the first woman to swim the English channel, she used motorcycle goggles and sealed the edges with wax to keep the salt water out of her eyes. Due to unfavorable and violent wind conditions twelve hours into her 14 hour and 34 minute journey, her trainer shouted at her to get out of the water and into his boat. She reportedly popped her head up from the water to simply ask “what for?” 

…travel around the world in less than 80 days.

Nellie Bly (May 5, 1864—January 27, 1922) asked her editor at the New York World if she could take a stab at turning the story Around the World in 80 Days from fiction to fact. Using railways and steamships, Bly chuggah-chuggahed and toot-tooted the nearly 25,000 mile trip in just 72 days, meeting Jules Verne and buying a monkey along the way. If her name sounds familiar but these stories don’t, it’s probably because you’ve heard about how she once faked a mental illness so she could write an exposé on psychiatric asylums. Or maybe it’s because of her famed coverage of the Woman Suffrage Parade of 1913. Or maybe it’s because you’re a big fan of farming and industrialist patents and heard she invented a novel milk can and a stacking garbage can. Nellie Bly did a lot in her short 57 years. 

Follow these Tumblrs for more Women’s History:

Stuff You Missed in History Class (@missedinhistory) is not exclusively about women, but hoo boy, it turns out most history classes aren’t great at teaching us about women’s history. You’ll learn a lot here. 

The New-York Historical Society (@nyhistory) has been pulling articles, artifacts, and documents deep from the Patricia D. Klingenstein Library this Women’s History Month. 

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make a wish

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by Randy Otter

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Stray cats find drain pipe holes.

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By Loryn Brantz

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What advice would you give to young women who want to get into politics?

That’s a fantastic question! When I was campaigning andyoung girls would find out that I was the first Latina to potentially beelected into the Senate, I heard so much excitement from them. I realized thatthey looked at me and thought: If she can do it, so can I. And that is justamazing. Because they can! And they should. There are women who weretrailblazers for me and that’s why I’ve been successful. Now it’s my turn toopen doors for those behind me.

So, if you want it and are willing to work hard – go for it!There’s nothing young girls shouldn’t feel like they can’t do. When women applyfor a job, we ask ourselves, “Am I qualified? Do I have the experience? DoI have the education? Do I have the abilities?” We need to stopsecond-guessing our abilities. We need to stand up and make ourselves heard.Women can be whoever they want to be. In today’s challenging political environment, it’s moreimportant than ever that we have strong, passionate, fierce women working inpolitics. So, if you are thinking about getting into politics, just do it. Butdo it for the right reasons: Fighting for the most vulnerable.

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🇺🇸  Answer Time with Senator Cortez Masto 🇺🇸

The first Latina senator just finished her first Answer Time on healthcare, education, inequality, college basketball, and a million other things. It’s all on Action (@action​) right now.