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multicore - a lesser known aesthetic

• types in only lowercase

• messy room

• inconsistent friend groups

• switches interests/hobbies often

• LED lights

• procrastination always

• bad at makeup

• plays or tries to play ukelele

• mood swings

• never texts/calls back

• a million playlists

• the 1975 and the neighborhood

• flannels and t shirts

• addicted to tiktok and/or snapchat

• LGBTQIA+ ally/member

• nightly depressive episodes

• sleep schedule: nonexistent

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*police officer pulls me over*

officer: sir do you know why i pulled you over

me: no

*officer takes license*

officer: you just ignored a stop sign. cant you read?

*looks at license*

officer: no...no it cant be

me: it can

*officer wipes tears*

officer (whispering): you're jared, 19

me (also whispering emotionally): and i never fucking learned how to read

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ineffable

too great to be expressed in words

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someone tell me something pretty i love hearing beautiful facts

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can we PLEASE start calling electric eels shock socks

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the five moods of writers

1. ok this blank page has suddenly become VERY intimidating

2. IDEAIDEAIDEAIDEAIDEAIDEA

3. where is this story even going

4. where the FUCK is my tea/coffee

5. motivation? literally where were you when i was at my computer im in the middle of a trader joes rn

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almost every queer person has a tv show/movie that made them realize they were gay, either because the plot was super fruity or because they realized they had crushes on the entire cast

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therapist: and what is the coping mechanism that we developed?

me: making robert pattinson edits

therapist: *sprays me with water*

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solopsism

so this thing called solopsism is really cool and i feel like more people should know about it:

it's the belief that everything in the world is a fragment of your imagination and you are the only real thing in the universe

it is often referred to as "solopsism syndrome" which is a disorder that makes people believe this theory and mistrust everything because they think everything is fake

but sometimes people genuinely believe it and manifest it because it can also be seen as a reason to believe that everything happens for a reason, or that the only reason bad things happen is because you need to learn from them or something similar

and idk maybe its just me but i feel like this is really reassuring because the idea of this implies that your brain knows what you need and will essentially "make up" a scenario in which you learn from something or you appreciate something

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so i saw a post that said ice skating is just walking in cursive like last month and it haunts me to this day

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shrek pauses before saying his name when donkey asks for his name and im convinced that he made up his name on the spot

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saying "did u really tho" in response to "lol" is a great way to make a text convo super awkward

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IM GOIMG TO FUCKING SCREAM

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Excited for 2021 just because we will celebrate the 30 year anniversary of Prince wearing Assless pants to the VMAS in 1991

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lets be honest jacob is the only straight character in twilight

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what if like there's this supernatural species that interacts with the human world all the time but they can erase our memories so we dont know about them and then one day it doesnt work on one person in particular and all hell breaks loose

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i dont trust early birds like why would you do that to yourself