It is with the lightest of hearts that I officially renounce all of my tumblr crushes, as this one has been graciously contracted into service with the @villainess-corporation as its newest footsie slave. With the eternal task of bowing before The Devil’s Feet of Her Executive Majesty @the-queen-snake, it intends to provide Her and the corporate board a dedicated source of rest, entertainment and worship, even if it means daily required overtime.
From here forward, I will be known as piggy-porky in the name of The Corporation.




















