This is what happens when you bring a box of corgi puppies to a college apartment… (x)
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@piggy420
This is what happens when you bring a box of corgi puppies to a college apartment… (x)
good…dog—but why stop there? zim’s lab is just downstairs! don’t you think all that machinery vital to your mission would make delicious snacks?
my tummy dont feel too good
:(
WHERE DID THE COUCH GO? I WANTED TO SIT ON IT TO WATCH MORE TV!
OH RIGHT
WHERE DID THE COUCH GO? I WANTED TO SIT ON IT TO WATCH MORE TV!
AM I UN-GROUNDED YET
NO YOU ARE A *DOG* GIR WE’VE BEEN OVER THIS YOU ARE A **********DOG***********
meow
GET OFF THE COKPMPPUTER GIR RIGBHT NOW
BUT... I AM A COMPUTER
I don’t see any reason to cause such a panic because my dog decided to become acquainted with human internet culture. As the mighty human proverbs say, dog is man’s best friend. Thus, my dog is my best friendmate of all humankind, and our interspecies adoration would be rendered null if I did not allow him to participate in my activities.
Do not be mean to my dog or I will DESTROY YOU. You will RUE THE DAY YOU MADE A TUMBLR BLOG. The plagues of Egypt will be CHILD’S PLAY COMPARED TO THE HORRIBLE ATROCITIES COMMITTED UPON YOU FOR ANGERING MY DOG.
Allow him to blog in peace. Because that’s what we’re here for. Peace and human companionship.
You are all INSOLENT IDIOTS.
OK! IM FINISHED
THE CRUMBS ARE CLEAN AND I ATE THE COUCH!
Victuals of the highest quality procured from human food-establishments, of course.
You don’t exist to love me, GIR, you exist to OBEY ME. Eat your crumbs and clean the couch. Refusal will result in…something REALLY BAD. Just do it.
I DONT WANT BAD THINGS TO HAPPEN... OK!
torturatore replied to your post:
Wait what. What the hell do you mean with cupcakes.
YOU DONT DRINK COFFEE WITH CUPCAKES?
HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DRINK ALL OF THAT COFFEE OH MY FUCKING GODS
WITH CUPCAKES!
SEE? YOU TAKE THIS MUG THATS FILLED WITH COFFEE AND YOU BRING IT TO YOUR MOUTH AND
VEEEERY CAREFULLY DRINK IT BECAUSE ITS HOT!
THATS HOW
D:
I MADE A MISTAKE
I DRANK ALL THE COFFEE
THERE IS ONE SIP LEFT!
tallest ALMIGHTY NO how DARE you suggest i DO SUCH A SALACIOUS THING—
…Yes, GIR. I’ll pat you—such excellent pats shall I bestow upon your hideous, furry head. I’ll then fill a dish on the floor with crumbs and let you eat them before you go back to using the computer.
Thank you for being an EXCELLENT DOG, once again. Because that’s what you are. A dog. My loyal animal slave.
run along now and blog about dog things, ill have you do repairs on our telecommunicator unit later this evening after you CLEAN THE HIDEOUS MESS THAT YOU LEFT ON THE COUCH
YAY CRUMBS! WHAT KIND IS IT
AND ITS NOT A MESS!! ITS MY WAY OF SHOWING YOU I LOVE YOU!
:D
DOG’S DON’T EVEN MAKE THAT SOUND CATS SAY MEOW IF ZIM HAD ACTUALLY GONE THROUGH THE FIRST GRADE LIKE THE REST OF THE HUMAN POPULATION HE’D KNOW AND PROGRAM HIS ROBOT SLAVE THE RIGHT WAY CATS SAY MEOW??????
AWWW THATS NOT NICE
IM NOT HIS ROBOT SLAVE! IM HIS BESTESTEST FRIEND EVER
I’m so glad that you’ve cured my earth malady like a NORMAL DOG DOES FOR ITS HUMAN OWNER. You are an EXCELLENT CANINE COMPANION. thank you gir. For being my dog. My organic earthling dog.
It sure is NICE to have a DOG smart enough to use the COMPUTER.
Because he’s just a DOG. A very, very intelligent DOG.
I SAW ON THE TV THAT GOOD DOGS GET PATS
WILL YOU PAT ME