well fuck me gentley with a chainsaw

Lexey | 18 | I like mountain dew baja blast, crime scenes, and broadway ★

[knightcleric]

[drowning4youu]

don’t be someone’s sometimes; don’t let yourself be with someone only when it’s convenient for them

[positive-pebble]

trying to figure out the plot of a musical from just its soundtrack

[lithographarry]

mood

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[puds-archive]

so ppl know

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I’m so relieved that he wasn’t serious and I’m sure his dentist is too

[queen-of-ancapistan-blog]

dude I’ve seen this post a thousand times and I NEVER saw the last bit and I am so shook.

[rabbiteclair]

nothing wakes me up in the morning like eating eight hundred dollars of cheese out of a sack

[evianfacialmist-deactivated2023]

[twitterlols]

@nick-avallone she’s french

[nick-avallone]

bye

[tastefullyoffensive]

[unioncarbidesuperfan66]

i love this pic of a bear i googled ‘bears’ the other day and saved it and i cant stop looking at it. those ears! that puff!

[eurobeatbeetle]

its the perfect bear!

[twitterlols]

[dennys]

Bring the succulent scents of America’s favorite diner into your home.

[ameliastardust]

i recommend the creme brulee

i recommend you go away

[partymembersonly]

[anovelimagination-deactivated20]

YOU HAVE THE SAME FUCKING FACE.

[meme-theft]

[fancyfendi]

The nicer you are the more beautiful you become

[mrkanman]

i hate how me opening tumblr in the morning is a parallel to some grumpy old fuck reading the newspaper. good morning let’s read the Blue Hell Gazette.