trash.

unfollow me now n follow mediocre-bean

[imjustheretoreblogggg]

when fanfiction gets to the smut too fast

[boomagnus]

YOU ARE STILL A TRANSBOY IF

- you have a visible chest - you have long hair - you wear dresses - you wear makeup - you have a high pitched voice

YOU ARE STILL A TRANSGIRL IF

- you don’t have a visible chest - you have short hair - you don’t shave - you wear “masculine” clothing - you have a low pitched voice

BEING TRANSGENDER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH APPEARANCE.

[oopsabird]

[night-vale-community-radio]

How to Successfully Study in the Library

bring all of your materials with you

find a nice quiet spot void of distractions 

make sure to take little breaks every half hour or so

maybe bring a little snack

don’t look at the giant floating baby

just don’t 

try to forget about the giant floating baby in the library 

use different colors of highlighters to organize your notes  

[night-vale-community-radio]

you folks think this is like a fuckin doctor who or phineas and ferb reference but nah this is the shit I gotta put up with every day

[hrghhhhhhhhhhhh-deactivated2014]

[jacobtheloofah]

no but the best part is how he got the name:

his name was originally “potatoes,” and his owner, willoughby bertie, told the stable lad who helped him to write the horse’s name on a feed bin. the boy misheard it as, literally “pot-eight-o’s” and wrote it with 8 o’s. bertie found it so funny that he kept that as the horses name.

[thewinterotter]

This is the most beautiful horse-related story I’ve ever heard.

[cyborgteen-deactivated20180718]

[unofficialpakistani-deactivated]

I’m the kid with the knife

[saiasus]

I’m that last girl

[brberry]

the kid making beef peckmino tortellini with a sage butter sauce: virgo, capricorn, libra

the kid with the knife: taurus, sagittarius, cancer, LEO

that last girl: scorpio, gemini, libra

the cameraman filming: aquarius, aires, pisces

[brokendildo]

I KNEW I WAS KNIFE KID

[emmahime-deactivated20200105]

@rosemariye

[officialcaptaincrunch]

@killin-it-always

[tastefullyoffensive]

There are two types of girls on Halloween. (vine by AlliCattt)

[caediiis-deactivated20150425]

My Pepto-Bismol Super Bowl ad was unanimously rejected

[skygenders]

[memewhore]

[girff]

[shydogblue]

source?

[wizardhecker]

This is fake, its from an onion article. It took me about 2 seconds to google that, tumblr users are so gullible you’re willing to believe anything the internet tells you. Honestly I’m pretty sure Pennsylvania isn’t even a real place??

[niknak79]

[cindont]

I DONT GET IT

[asdfghqwerrt-deactivated2017080]

i would explain it but it’s too much to explain srry

[fduhgfoihrogdsjgodskf]

If you don’t get this, you had a deprived childhood.

[dykestar]

This is the reason my life is so fucked up.

[luciferfromkmart-deactivated201]

do you know how many suns i’ve destroyed because of this ?

[freshest-tittymilk]

do you know how many suns i’ve destroyed because of this ?

OMG

[pikachuvy]

Me getting arrested: It's ok I can handle this I've seen every episode of Orange Is The New Black

[byjove]

Please watch this video if your sad.

(No kitties were hurt.)

[christianmakesjokes]

[idontwantthiaanymore-deactivate]

ZAPAZONGA

[fungushoney]

Bronchitis

[bogleech]

“My masculinity is NOT fragile!!! I’ll prove it!!!! I’ll BEAT UP WOMEN!!!!”

[cherryberryann]

best ones from Thomas Sanders’ Narrating People’s Lives.

[okayoverthink]

Thomas Sanders has come to this planet with only one purpose: to be the Viner King and ban every other crusty mayo sexist/homophobic/racist etc viner that literally no one needs in their lives