Pop Culture Vomitus

[viejospellejos]

[erinmccomics]

Boy heroically puts horse conditioner in princess’s hair without a moment’s hesitation

[starfightervicki]

When I was a kid, I used Mane ‘n Tail until stores near me stopped selling it.

[freudianslipping]

So did Chazz Michael Michaels

[imsosocold]

Blades of Glory grueled through practice so Yuri On Ice could skate proudly and beautifully.

[phantomrose96]

Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost a year now. The world is full of people.

[phantomrose96]

I got it wrong. Someone has been arguing back and forth in the comment section of one of my BNHA fics for almost two years now. The world is full of people.

[phantomrose96]

[phantomrose96]

This is true! But if I did that, I would stop waking up to emails like this

[retrogamingblog2]

The Nintendo Switch remake of Paper Mario The Thousand Year Door restores the original dialogue depicting Vivian as Transgender, something that was removed in the original English Gamecube release.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[toskarin]

lucario in skyrim

[luulapants]

when you’re telling someone that you were on the wikipedia page for defunct US retail outlets and they’re like “why” and you suddenly realize that this is not someone you can successfully communicate with

[jwbash]

SH1NYBUDDY

[memewhore]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I can get behind that

(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

[ktae]

also somwtimes when you dont understand a piece of art it's not bc ur dumb it's bc you havent had the very particular emotional experience that it's trying to invoke in you and you just cant relate. which is also why sometimes you will hear a mountain goats song and say Meh and then you go through some shit and you listen to it again and lose your fucking mind at how real and raw it is. art is how we communicate with each other about experiences that cannot be adequately represented straightforwardly with language. sometimes you have to abstract your representation of the experience in order to truly communicate how big and insane it felt

[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

this image is so raw and real. ive been thinking about it for weeks

[musings-of-a-monster]

Before COVID shut the library down, I was helping a little boy and his mom find books.

“What do you like to read about?” I asked. “Dinosaurs!” This is common request, but can mean different things, “Okay. Do you want a story about dinosaurs, or facts about dinosaurs?” “Facts.” I took him to the dinosaur section (567.9) of the juvenile nonfiction. He picked out a couple books, and I asked him if there was anything else he was looking for. “Do you have anything on DNA?” I had to think about that for a second. “I think so…but I’ll have to look it up.” The boy beamed, “I want to find out how DNA works, so I can bring them back!” “We just saw Jurassic Park,” his mom explained with a smile that did not waver when she added, “We didn’t learn anything.”

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[wolfmoonjournal]

This has been going around my work and friend group on other platforms, and I thought it deserved a place here too.

[archdemoning]

#it’s a good limitus test. take out the specifics of drinking or not drinking alcohol vs owning a dog or not #it’s basically 1) would you spend an evening laughing and enjoying conversation with someone and walking away like ‘that was good.’ #and 2) do you trust this person has a basic level of willingness and ability to care for others and repay your trusting in them? #it’s just getting you to tap into the unconscious micro-tells our brains collect about other people #which are by far the most accurate assessment tools we have to judge peoples’ characters on the fly and in general (via purplehawke)

[thegreenmeridian]

Shoutout to that time someone posted this on one of my servers and multiple people were going “this is exclusionary to people who don’t drink/are allergic to dogs, also it is ableist to expect me to understand the concept of an analogy”

Like yes ok I would definitely have neither 2 beers with you nor leave a puppy with any of you

[snazzy-hats-and-adhd]

I love it when assholes self-identify. 👍

[brightlotusmoon]

[daggerfall]

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there. 

[spideymoth]

[daggerfall]

its JULY quit reblogging this!!!!!

[daggerfall]

IT IS NOVEMBER SECOND, HOLD YOUR GODDAMN HORSES

[iremade483492348234]

time to waste the last month of 2013 on the internet

[funnytwittertweets]

[deafslut]

[pukicho]

Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

[pukicho]

that took 3 minutes.

[pasta-yy]

i literally fucking blinked and this shit happened istg y’all are insane—

[pukicho]

Fuck it. Spread this post to every nook and cranny on tumblr. Prove to everyone that this site is ALIVE and FLOURISHING and that it will last for fucking DECADES