I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan

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I got one of those sleeping masks you put over your eyes to keep the light out of your eyes and i was like “haha I wonder what this looks like on” so i took it to the mirror and put it on and then I realized the flaw in my plan
@buzzfeed can we have ashdrew back? like , just for one video
there she goes again being over dramatic and by she i mean me
My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re more brave than I am.
Guess who got shit done today
not me lmao but congrats to somebody out there
going to an all boys school was surreal like I just remembered one time a bird shitted right next to me on sport day and I said “ew” and some guy was like “ew? wtf? are you gay? like for real?” like lmfao I must have missed the memo where being shitted on by birds is meant to be a delightful experience for men?? also in year 8 a guy called me gay for drawing a squiggly line under a title in my book instead of a straight line like going to an all boys school is an experience and a half and you’re surrounded by idiots the whole day
WHAT
THE
FUCK
My kink is when you’re eating a pint of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream and your spoon hits a massive boulder of cookie dough that you then pry out like an archaeologist on the dig of a lifetime
The signs as writers
Writes non-stop but doesn't share it with anyone: Scorpio, Capricorn, Leo
Writes like 5 chapters then gives up: Aries, Gemini, Aquarius
Writes like 9 books in 10 days: Taurus, Virgo, Sagittarius
In a constant state of writer's block: Cancer, Libra, Pisces
pleeeeeaaaaase don’t make fun of people for being overenthusiastic about their interests. if you see someone getting really excited about something and you think it’s a good idea to ruin their fun (and don’t think people don’t notice your eye rolls and side glances) you’re an asshole
Me: *has any form of social interaction with a person I don't normally talk to*
Me: *thinks about everything I could have said better, and everything I said wrong for like the next 6 months*
Sometimes, when I have to do something I don’t want to do, I pretend I’m a character from a book. It’s easier to know what they would do.
-Will Herondale; The Infernal Devices Series (via world-of-fangirls)
whatever you do just… don’t… imagine… jEM CARSTAIRS WITH HIS OWN CHILDREN. DON’T IMAGINE HOW HIS FACE LIGHTS UP WITH JOY WHEN HE SEES HIS CHILD TAKING THEIR FIRST STEPS. DON’T IMAGINE HIS SMILE WHEN HIS CHILD CALLS HIM DAD FOR THE FIRST TIME. DON’T IMAGINE HOW HAPPY WOULD BE THAT HE’S GOT HIS OWN LITTLE HAPPY FAMILY WITH HIS KIDS AND TESSA. JUST D O N T.
the ten mortal instruments shipping commandments
1. thou shalt not shit on wessa because you prefer jessa or heronstairs
2. thou shalt not shit on jessa because you prefer wessa or heronstairs
3. thou shalt not shit on heronstairs because you prefer wessa or jessa
4. thou shalt not shit on clace because you prefer malec or sizzy
5. thou shalt not shit on malec because you prefer clace or sizzy
6. thou shalt not shit on sizzy because you prefer clace or malec
7. thou shalt absolutely never attack anyone for their ship
8. it is completely alright for thou to not ship something
9. thou shalt never judge other shippers for their ship
10. Unless that ship is Clabastian
Think about it this way:
Jace: I got laid in my sixth book
Will: it only took me three
Julian: armatures, one.
Me: that's all good and well but..
Will: knew Tesss for several months and when it happened, they thought it would probably be the last nonviolent touch she ever would feel as she would be with Mortmain who planned to rape her and torture her into doing whatever he wants. It was One night of love and gentleness for her to hold onto.
Jace: knew clary for about a year and a half and I would say he was only himself and not avoiding her because incest is wrong for about half of that so 3-4 months and on that might they were more than likely going to die the next day.
Julian: knew Emma for about 16 years, she had almost died and he with her. They have raised children together. They have suffered unimaginable loss and survived extreme trauma and trials together.
Me: So now let see who really got lucky first.
Jace: is in love with clary about 4 months
Will: is in love with Tess for about 5 months
Julian: is in love with Emma for about 5 years.
And just because: Jem had to wait 153 years.
Jem is literally the chillest character ever i mean he finds out Will loves Tessa and hes just like lol same
a fan losing her shit when adele surprises her
Adele is like… well damn i’m hype too now