Chris Evans' left boob

hi I'm Jill and sometimes I can be funny

[knightofleo]

Kestrel-dad not sure how to dad but he’s trying his best.

[astarlingdiscovery]

[miniangel]

mines is “this is a safe place bc i know harries would murder me: a true crime series”

[starshinew]

I’m your ✨impulse control✨ : history’s best kept secret

[thedevilsfamiliar]

You’re an absolute delight, mi amor : History’s Best Kept Secret

[jesiluv]

I processed none of those words and other stuff you should know about.

[pikatruuu]

Just get me a gallon of honey mustard, thanks: A brilliant new Perspective

[muirin007]

Remember when The Phantom of the Opera crashed a party he wasn’t invited to dressed in the most extra costume of the night, threatened and insulted almost everyone there, and demanded that they produce his self-insert sexy opera and cast his crush as the lead, otherwise he’d burn down the theater, and then he just disappeared in a poof of smoke? Love that chaotic bitch.

[the-bright-path-deactivated2021]

[warcrimesimulator]

[prestoncarbonaro-deactivated202]

[thebootydiaries]

why did tumblr mark my post as nsfw i’m shaking

[theweirdwideweb]

[neige-leblanche]

i dont have any comment just please watch this shitty phone game ad i got

[unnatural-twenty]

The ending was like

[bogleech]

clearly you folks have a completely wrong definition of “shitty” game

[collapsedsquid]

[thesquidgame]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

I love memes like this because it implies billionaires aren’t people

[transxfiles]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sweetme86]

What looks like a shit post but actually isn’t

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

[thenatsdorf]

BONK

[xxtc-96xx]

BONK

[schizoidwire]

Hurt his feelings….

(Id: a brown tabby cat looking down with sad-looking eyes)

[thecryptkeeper]

once a girl reported me to an administrator at school bc i was breaking dresscode and she didnt like me. so i pushed her down the stairs. i just kept walking and i dont think she saw me and i never got caught. i know she got very seriously injured and they had to call an ambulance and she transferred schools bc she knew SOMEONE pushed her and she didnt feel safe. ive never regretted it. its been years since i graduated and im on mood stabilizers now, but sometimes when someone is testing my patience i calm myself down by thinking about how good it felt to snap once and how i cant do that again bc i would go to prison probably

[spacemancharisma]

there is not a single thing about this image I am not absolutely obsessed with

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