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IF UR A ZIO FUCK OFF AND BLOCK ME IDGAF I DONT ASSOCIATE WITH GENOCIDE SUPPORTERS
i choose to believe that when they sent the hail mary off it had access to the internet up until they got so far away they couldn't ping even the furthest sateilleite, which means that Ryland has access to everything ever posted up until a certain point. He has twitter posts up until 11 days after they were launched, and he can play among us but only in servers alone. He can post on tumblr, but it's never going to be updated.
is it?
because they say in the movie that it'll take 11 years or so for communication with earth to happen, which means that if ryland grace starts tumblr blogging right after he wakes up, it could take anywhere from roughly 5-ish earth years for his posts to show up. (taking that tumblr posting takes a lot less internet than it does to have a phone call that's active and always updating).
Ryland Grace and Rocky could very much have a one way updating system to the people of earth by fucking with the internet
[tags from @weirdwyvern that say: #ryland grace’s tumblr updates for the first time in 10 years and it’s just a post reading “never become important at work guys i mean it” #phm #project hail mary]
Several weeks later there's another post and its just
"Whoever said fishing was boring is a dirty liar. Its making the 10 kilometer Xenon chain to catch the fishy. That's the boring part."
you actually feel gaslit when you try to tell white people of a certain age that pewdiepie, with a platform so vast and catering to youth, helped reinvigorate racism and casual dehumanization towards indians because they get all “omg you can’t blame One man for that” like yes i can actually :) we were very incrementally making our way past the gas station indian popularized by apu and indian creatives were finally being given legitimate and serious opportunities (like say what you will about aziz and mindy in hindsight but at the time that was a shift culturally) only for this dumb swedish pig to get online and spark that vile shit right back up. ask any indian with a modicum of pride in their heritage and they can tell you how uncomfortable pewdiepie made us with ourselves
Adding this
the version of you from five years ago would be genuinely amazed by what you’ve handled since then. sit with that for a second
‘capitalism works’ factoid actually untrue. the 62 people who own half the world’s wealth are outliers and should be eaten.
Absolutely nuts how they made up a number for this satire post and the correction is that reality is *more absurd* than the number they chose
no i’m afraid it’s even worse than that. 62 was correct in 2016 when the original post was made.
zendaya wearing real 3000-year old ancient iranian earrings with no known track of provenance to the odyssey premiere. nasty work. even worse than the kim kardashian marilyn dress to me. they could have promoted modern greek jewelry designers but chose to do this instead. very tacky at best. especially in this geopolitical climate
Obsession posting on main but it really is incredible how well the whole thing is set up just in the first few minutes. The first shot is a POV from a woman's perspective as Bear talks at us and tells us his feelings. It cuts occasionally to the girl thinking this is cute but is clearly a little uncomfortable, only to learn that this person is not Nikki, but just some poor waitress who was on her break and who they presumably kinda roped into this. They don't even listen to her thoughts on the matter, start talking exclusively to each other, and then they just thank her and tell her she can go now and her entire break was apparently used up on their confession practice. Just kind of using women for an imagined scenario and not wondering what she might think about it even in the first five minutes. Incredible stuff.
*Minor Spoilers for Obsession 2026*
So I did go see Obsession again last night and made sure to pay extra attention to Bear’s little opening monologue when he’s practicing his love confession to Nikki.
Moments where the real Nikki breaks through the wish OBSESSION (2026) Dir. Curry Barker
Well maybe you're having an "epidemic of mental illness" because your society sucks and systematically breaks people did you ever think about that
we live a world where one man is a trillionaire while people are starving in gaza and sudan, 81 million people are below poverty line in india, kids are being forced to do manual labour in mines in congo to survive and his own countrymen are dying because they cannot afford healthcare and then people will wonder why we think capitalism is the root of all evil
Jennifer's Body (2009) Obsession (2026)
"FUNGAL CULTURES" (2006), DAVID MIDGLEY
we don't appreciate fucked up sibling dynamics in media as much as we should. what if this was the person who knew you the best in the whole world but also didn't really know you, and they were everything you wanted to be but also the worst parts of yourself reflected back in a way you couldn't help but love. and you looked at them and felt apathetic and overwhelmed with emotion at the same time and you would be someone entirely different without them. they were a part of you and it hurt. what if the most important person to you was also the one who caused you the most heartbreak. what then
Fem!Klance - Part 1
I'm not a big fan of gender swaps but dude... Emo and Seniorita stole my heart ❤
Instagram here ⬅
Normally I don't really like gender swap but that art is so cute and beautiful I cannot not reblog. Amazing!
Indubitably!
I also think that the strength gap is at least partially manufactured women would in fact be stronger overall if little girls were encouraged to do physically taxing games and activities and eat their fill while they’re growing vs having to constantly diet and be sedentary indoors (or god forbid do intense cardio while under-eating). The amount of adult women honestly afraid to lift weights bc they think they’ll get bulky as though bulking isn’t a full time job that athletes have to spend all their time on and anyone on earth gets shredded from just using their adult muscles for their intended purpose, girl your bone density 🥀
if you say women are intentionally nerfed from birth in 2026 people look at you like you’re insane and start condescendingly telling you about how women are just better at different things (but not during their periods haha) but this was a completely basic feminist talking point I grew up with like “girls can do it too! [shot of little girls climbing and running with boys]” nickelodeon commercial tier base level I hate it how is everyone suddenly dumber than the average 7 year old