[forsciencejohn]

the year is 2025

scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want

the spice girls are getting impatient

war is upon us

[daily-spooky]

[siergio]

I might be the love of my life idk

[podencos]

reeeeally been learning a lot about myself lately like oh. my life is actually just beginning

[papayajuan2019]

i wish romance was real and not just displaced longing for what was missing in the past

[tropiyas]

[bigandretired-deactivated202501]

[meltlilith]

Hatsune Mario

[anxietyproblem]

[cherrychapati]

LOVE WILL FIND YOU AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN EVEN WHEN YOU THINK IT WON'T

[joepieweed]

Being ugly is not an excuse. Most people are ugly. I’ve fucked ugly people and they weren’t virgins. They were whores. All things considered there probably is someone 5 minutes away dying to fuck you.

[baryunn]

not an excuse for what

[datadegroove-deactivated2026042]

for not voting

[ladybugd0ts]

notes i took while watching ”The Thing (1982)”

[kaekolormore]

BMO alts based on other nintendo consoles

[3000s]

you can make gay people who wouldnt follow you otherwise follow you if you post about topping

[furryprovocateur]

pepperony

[3000s]

bell pepper

[only-cat-memes]

[bilf]

[apas-95]

I am not crazy! Azy! I know he swaaws those numbmuns. I knew it was 12121211121216. One after Marta Carta. As if I could ever t-ake such a shìt. Never. Never! Never! EverN! I just - I just couldn't proorp. He covered his a ss, he got that idiot at the coCk shop to LeL for him. You think this is sus? You think this is b-? This? This? This? This chicaneryreanery? This? He's done worse. That billllib! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fUck like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! *He* 🎻🎺🎻 it! Jiij! He *fUcated* through a *sus*! And I sHit! And I sHit! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm Ass! What was I *sHit ing*? He'll never change. He'll *never* swap those numbers! Ever since he was 9, Ever since he was 12, Ever since he was One after the Magna Carta, Ever since he was 999999, *always* the saas! Couldn't keep his hands out of the as-s drawer! "But not our Jiij! Couldn't be precious *Jiijiij*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawywal? What a sick jooj! I should've sHit when I had the chance!

[d1-town-05]

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I've been thinking about this post all day, so I had to make it with my poor sentence mixing skills