[notlindsay]

alright so who wants to fall in love with me

[notlindsay]

this is unbelievable I have to do everything myself

[admirablesuggestion]

Concept: you and I asleep in each other’s arms. the night is rainy and cold but we stay warm. you pull me closer, sleepily placing a kiss on my forehead. we are happy.

[swarnpert]

wine tasting but instead with hard liquors

[swarnpert]

do i detect a hint of sharpie marker

[ls-77]

[jonstavk]

Can you believe that “Treat yo self” from Parks + Rec became so iconic that people now use it as an excuse to plunge themselves into debt

[ifyouhadmefuckyou-deactivated20]

it be like that sometimes

[ludaprilgate]

[amorroso]

Me with everything I make fun of

[6i]

it takes years to develop your craft. do not romanticize the idea of an ‘overnight success’. be a student. grow organically. get really good. hate your work. start over. find new ways to express the same ideas. the student becomes the master. your time will come.

[ripe]

[nbgpart-deactivated20220811]

[teenagerposts]

this is the best one

[dorkydoods-deactivated20181228]

HAGIBFIAFAFDB IM WHEEZING ON MY BED THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE SEEN IN YEARS

[doktorgirlfriend]

Venom’s talk about being considered a loser on his planet, his quick fondness for Eddie, his pleasant surprise when Eddie first called them “we,” and his sudden switching of sides all lead me to conclude that like in the comics, movie!Venom is a big romantic sap that wanted a fairytale symbiosis with a perfect host and all the other reind- Klyntar can’t even deal with his nonsense.

No wonder Riot was so keen on finding him and getting him back on Plan Let’s Get Ready to Invade These Assholes. It’d been six months since he’d seen Venom, and he just knows that without supervision that fucking jackass has gone and fallen in love with the first son of a bitch that didn’t die on him and talked to him halfway decently and now he’s not gonna want to conquer the planet.

And sure enough, he’s not even surprised when Venom turns up all traitorous and married. He gives him one, fleeting chance to get in the fucking rocket, you lunatic, and then he’s just gonna fucking eat him. He’s tired of this, Venom. Absolutely done with this shit.

[doktorgirlfriend]

Riot: GODDAMMIT, VENOM, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. LOOK AT HIM. YOUR TASTE IS GETTING WORSE.

Venom: HE GAVE ME TATER TOTS AND CALLED US “WE” AND “BUDDY.” WE KISSED IN THE FOREST UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WE WILL HAVE SEVEN CHILDREN.

Riot: VENOM, DROP THAT THING RIGHT NOW, I WON’T TELL YOU AGAIN.  HE SMELLS LIKE SWEAT AND FAILURE.

Venom: HE HAS A MOTORCYCLE.

[miittchan]

its 5 am and i couldnt sleep until i revived this dead meme

[f4gf0rfr33g4yb4ll5n0h035-deacti]

[usersukuna]

#relationship goals

[vykodlak]

look @ these

[jokin-around]

Tom hardy’s oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom

[nevaehtyler]

GO AWF KELLY