zagulbaba na vaření

zemřel na kousnutí do jazyka

[cutecipher]

dr. macklemore (podiatrist): i fix your granddads toes

[spiderbasil]

you start to understand why they invented the bed

[pomegranatears]

yeah it's all by choice and not because i have issues with intimacy and vulnerability and abandonment and relationships and my body and my parents and my childhood and how much i value myself and how im perceived and

[coughloop]

(sitting in easy chair holding a long cane) When I first heard My Girls, by the musical band Animal Collective, I believed they were singing about a brand new Adobe Product called Slabs, (Chuckles) boy was I wrong... (Scene fades out and a title card reads "Sarajevo, June 28th, 1914)

[64mpg]

it has always been a dream of mine to relax

[64mpg]

it’s just not possible

[k-simplex]

Noticing my shoes hurt and, because I'm a systemspilled analytical thinker, immediately thinking "Who benefits?"

[hitmyvape]

this guy is a total crap of a shit

[real-language-facts]

Shortest Saddest Stoey Ever:

for sale baby, never died

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable

[transjackfairy]

Let's all Get Bald and Play with Our Synthesisers #BrianEnoSummer

[confield]

Stopped caring about music like 1.5 years ago now I only care about dinner

[heavenslittlemachine-deactivate]

i have been noticing recently that people younger than me are too sensitive, while people older than me are not sensitive enough. which, if i'm correct, should be taken as a sign that the total reality penetration vortex is operating as intended -- within as few as five or six generations we may very well be producing babies who can directly perceive the wound at the heart of the world

[n1k1z1]

Pages from a 19th century Moroccan Quran

[woman-becomer]

*kisses ur forehead*

*I absorb and consume one precious memory*

[donuteater13]

*forgets that you kissed my forehead*

[akashicrecord]

Clit! At the Pussy

[penworthy]

[seal-girl-full-tour]

iam way too much of a small dog. to watch moveys. its no good

[film-news-daily]

well can you play besketball atleast.