I have 2 sides, one happy one anger,

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Yacht Rock Enthusiast. Literal Old Man Fucker. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Anie|Illinois|Any Pronouns|Adult31

[grox]

[mgsr]

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[haunted-skitty-doll]

Sorry to post shit I found on reddit but this video has been on my mind for like 3 weeks now

[dogpuppy]

[kuuura]

[shittttyproblems]

not today...

[itsmovienight]

The Cat's Back.

It's Movie Night.

[dogpuppy]

Join us tomorrow for a night of Garf, on a very very special day.

[femmelandrecyclingcenter]

1967 Japanese magazine ad for jello.

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me

[finns-gifs]

[cryptotheism]

Sex is cringe. "Hey do you wanna come over and play boners together?" What naked bullshit. They have played us for fools.

[hungwy]

[foxydunsparce]

[owobomber-deactivated20251028]

the affirmations instagram page is a gold mine

[warabou]

[niceinchnails]

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

[ribbondear]

[niceinchnails]

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

[bigtigers]

feed me glue

[foxydunsparce]

My boyfriend's favorite musician is Conway Twitty maybe I'll make him a (vegetarian) Twitty Burger

[oldshowbiz]

The Failure of Conway Twitty's Twitty Burgers

[appalachian-werewolf]

Conway Twitty thought the deep fried graham cracker encrusted pineapple ring was going to revolutionize burgers.

One day I will make a Twitty Burger.