What fresh hell is this?

This is a hollyoaks blog. That was the first mistake. Now also, every second wednesday, a nice man-face blog. It's been a long time since i started this blog and it's only gone downhill from there. Hollyoaks, man. Bloody Hollyoaks. Now inexplicably, I have the Craig Vye jungle fever and PJ Brennan's thighs appear on my dash more times that i can remain comfortable with. Have you seen Neil Newbon? Have you seen into the heart of his swan-like countenance and returned well and true? The power to fill your nights with the wandering passions of someone who knows what restraint is but has precious little desire to employ it? God bless you if you tried. Also fruit aficionado. ~._.~

[pineapplefancier-blog]

aw, hell.

[pineapplefancier-blog]

Does someone want to explain to me that after all this time, i turn on the tv and see Ste and bloody John Paul getting all kissy face with each other? what on earth is this devilry??!?

[usdannydyerfan]

Autumn 2013 Trailer: featuring Hollyoaks Later and the Hollyoaks Blast (by Hollyoaks)

Danny Dyer is in Hollyoaks Later

[breewolfstuff]

I’m declaring this The Song of 2013. Everybody else go home.

[pjbrennanfans-blog-blog]

From @MHigson's twitter

[hollyoks]

i know that hollyoaks is cliché country but

a locked chest

covered in chains

are you kidding

[spookyspookyboofacejack]

[imdouggingit]

[source]

[elflockedpeppermintpatty]

wasn’t kidding about those peaches

[pigeonfromhell]

this isn’t even a good pic of peaches i don’t understand the internet

[pineapplefancier-blog]

you can't tell in this picture, but I've seen it before and those peaches are actually about the size of a football.

[pineapplefancier-blog]

#pj brennan #jenny i firmly believe that outfit is your alter ego

I don't even know what this means. But yes, Thankyou.

[pjbrennan]

[source]

[imdouggingit]

[imdouggingit]

[teamclairecooper-blog]

[pineapplefancier-blog]

gosh wow, have you seen Mercedes today, she looks so lovely my goodness.

[pineapplefancier-blog]

Stop trying to make 'Ash is a decent person' a thing

[tiffanybluesclues]

That is a good ass show. Sienna and Nancy? She punched the other girl in the ear. Who does that? I need to catch up on the last 10 years of that.

- Tastefully edited rave reviews from one more American in Manchester who’s experienced the joy of Hollyoaks (via littletownflirt)