the drama is unmerciful

rebekah. edgy but civil.

[confettihipster]

have you listened to Anna Passey's podcast

i'm too retired from hollyoaks and podcasts for this

[confettihipster]

spain in two of the most boring world cup finals as well as the most boring euros final. never beating the allegations

[cann1bal-kitt3n-x]

[queenofattolia]

#iconic#mary lennox: have you considered using spite as your guiding principle? (via @oldshrewsburyian)

[confettihipster]

what's it called when you're not rattled? i've been rattled for a week i reckon. maybe more. when i was at my chemical romance with the sun in my eyes i was defo the only person at wembley thinking about dean henderson and his cap and what attempt at a thirst trap he would try if we won the world cup

[confettihipster]

might claim that we've won the world cup. like when england won a moral victory in the ashes

[confettihipster]

it's so cool how i immediately get to go back to being rattled about the efl championship the greatest league in the entire world. they had pep clotet the manager who brought jude into the first team on sky sports news the other day and i got to be rattled about blues 4 leeds 5 and the boro game all over again. and not winning a single game after february and losing to DERBY TWICE. anyway i hope jude battered that argentinian unprovoked. rodri masterclass this weekend and southampton villain era and stoke relegation🤞. everything's coming up millhouse

[confettihipster]

here is what me and my sister have been obsessed with recently: tonda eckert, do we think tonda is hot (yes), thomas tuchel, do we think tommy t is hot (yes), mental germans in general but NOT klopp, kepa, liam rosenior, my chemical romance, jedward going to my chemical romance, how my sister's husband thought jedward were dead, the girl reading a book on the walk out of wembley way, why our mom refuses to wear sun cream even tho her mom literally has skin cancer on her face, jude bellingham assist vs barnsley in 2019, blues 4 leeds 5, jude against stoke, how we reckon sarah bellingham i went to sixth form with is probably pretending she is related to him, india all out for 76, ballers in god, why you can't get lime pepsi max anymore, the shakhtar donestk away kit, the ann widdecombe murder being a reform false flag, rafael at work drawing adidas stripes down his crocs, rafael claiming he got fired from his chef job bc they said he was racist to english people, if we should bring back capital punishment but only for people who stop dead at the end of escalators, why everything is jaffa cake now and if we are past peak biscoff, if the biscoff trend is from when they started marketing with eden hazard, which england player should be in jaffa cake ads, if there is in fact anyone on earth who is close to eden hazard, if lamine yamal will show up to the blues barca friendly and even if he doesn't play they should let him loose in the city like that time we had that real madrid goalie on loan and they put him on the number 11, when will the 11 be joined up again which we feel passionate about even though I would rather die than get on the 11, why everything is cropped these days

[confettihipster]

two work enemies sacked this week, this is what winning looks like in your 30s. this and i got to see them blockade the road so that the scab bin drivers could come in without getting swarmed

[confettihipster]

two more of my work enemies were on long term sick while dodging getting sacked and now one has finally quit so i got her job 🥰 and carl the misogynist has moved to another office so he's matt's problem now

[confettihipster]

prayers up for my ultimate work enemy either nailing her job interview tomorrow or getting sacked at her disciplinary next week

[confettihipster]

she got fired LOL and they offered me her job in addition to mine. hard to say if this is a win or not

[confettihipster]

life if sharon never got sacked

[nedlittle]

age of sail tracy chapman: you've got a fast ship

[hymnostic]

big (dan) things happening on wikipedia

[confettihipster]

never not thinking about when jude told lee johnson to fuck off

[confettihipster]

amazing how predictable hollyoaks is bc ages ago i made this post about how they would portray leah over the baby thing and now every day the morons on the subreddit are posting about how she's evil and heartless and she forced ste to take the baby. like lmao literally the opposite of what happened in the text of the show. you will never get me taking the side of ste and ste jr over literally any woman or person of colour.

[confettihipster]

lukaku is the only belgian i respect. maybe kdb. courtois is a deeply sinister character

[confettihipster]

big rom save us

[princesssarisa]

Where did your first name come from?

I was named after one of my parents

I was named after a dead relative or family friend

I was named after a living relative or family friend

I was named after a religious figure

I was named after a historical figure

I was named after a fictional character

I was named after a place

My parents just chose a name they liked

Other

Voting ended onJul 13

Having been named after a character in The Great Gatsby by my English-major dad, I thought I would ask about this.

[olli-online]

the bond between the team and the fans is something so special to me <3 i could cry about this

[akashicrecord]

My 5 year plan is to keep buying $8 frozen coffees until I die of preventable illness

[spacepetals]