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abt + byf

hello i'm richie/robbie/slime and i am each of the following things:

24 yo

autistic + anxiety + ptsd

agender transmasc lesbian [he/him/it prns]

cringe

dating a fictional character

my favourite colour is #a5d34d and you can get details about my beautiful gf here

byf

this is an 18+ blog, PLEASE DO NOT INTERACT WITH ME IF YOU ARE UNDER 18

i definitely microlabel my queer identity bc of how my autism and trauma both make me disconnect from my humanity and identity as a whole, and i'm actually fr done fighting about my identity with others who don't like it bc there are honestly much bigger fish to fry in this community and also i've spent time in real life queer spaces and know that being cringe and being free are so much more encouraged there and i litcherally do not care what ppl on the internet have to say abt me anymore so PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH MICROLABELS and PLEASE DO NOT MESSAGE ME/ASK ME ABT QUEER DISCOURSE

here is my awesome wildcard. i selfship very seriously with argyle from stranger things and have a lot of personal lore for her and for our relationship [yes including the she/her prns LMAO she is a beautiful woman to me]!! and as cringe as it may be i am non-sharing so PLEASE DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU ALSO SELFSHIP WITH ARGYLE FROM STRANGER THINGS ty !! if u do i won't make a fuss but i will probably block u :sob:

NO TAGS THIS LAND IS LAWLESS

smoking weed with your f/o. getting that warm feeling washing over you, the relaxed tingle in your fingerprints as you really do take in just a little too much for your tolerance. making out while your minds are fuzzy. tongues and messy and everything tastes like weed just a bit too much to taste them under it, but the feeling is enough.. and then your f/o slides down your body, kissing trails down, and even if your brain could register a protest right now, you wouldn't have one to give. you know that tongue will feel even better put to use elsewhere than it did in your mouth...

minors dni

#nsft #nsft f/o #nsft f/o imagines #nsft selfship #nsft yumeship #yumeshipping #selfshipping #f/o #f/o imagines #selfship imagines #nsft selfship imagines #nonsharing selfship #non sharing yume #non sharing f/o #self shipper

usamis-puppy

Hey dont cry. F/o jerking off/getting off thinking abt you until they cum so hard their eyes flutter. While they bite down on their lip hard enough to bleed just to keep quiet. Okay?

Pro.ship dni

#ur so right op thank you op this is such a comfort in these trying times

idefinitelyhauvecovid

Imagine walking in on ur f/o jerking it (gender neutral) and asking, teasingly, if they need help… ho ho holy fuck

nsft-selfship-confessions

Sex

moonlitcaress

you're relaxing with your f/o, rambling about one of your favorite things. they love when you do this, getting the chance to know everything about you, wanting to connect with you as best they can. these moments are treasured and today they're finding themself to be more excited than usual.

their arm around you brings you a bit closer which gets no reaction from you. you only begin to stutter when their hand dips under your pants. before you stop talking they murmur, "keep going" without stopping their hand.

they circle your hole for longer than you'd like. any time you stammer too much or stop so do they, any needy words or looks you give being ignored. feeling two fingers finally slip in makes your hips buck and you can see their grin widen. they're nice and don't pull out their fingers despite you pausing for a moment. it's harder to talk now that their pushing in and out over and over but it's very clear you can't stop without losing the pleasure too.

their face moves in closer, tucking into your neck, placing soft, wet kisses against your hot skin. they just love your voice, hearing you get excited, the way you shake as you try to maintain some sense of composure. for a while they keep a calm pace but it doesn't take long for their need to grow greater and their hand to move much faster. sucking hickeys into your neck as they hardly care that you're barely getting any words out. the moment you come they're pulling their hand away only to begin pulling at your clothes. you're in for a long night.

minors + proship dni!

#JESUS CHRIST YEAH !!!!!!!! HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE #PLEASEEEEE GET ME WHILE IM INFODUMPING #AUTISM S X !!!!!!!!!!!

hopelostintorment

f/o that just can’t keep their composure when you get together. imagine their hip muscles flexing as they stutter with each thrust, them losing control of the rhythm all because you feel too good. think about the way that they would let you know. imagine the sound of them whimpering and gasping quietly, chanting over and over that you feel so amazing. they might try to drown you in their kiss, panting into your open mouth that they love you more than life itself..