i don't do bad sauce passes
wallacepolsom
will byers stan first human second
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
trying on a metaphor
AnasAbdin
Keni
Product Placement
shark vs the universe
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever
Cosimo Galluzzi
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
Jules of Nature
blake kathryn
titsay
Monterey Bay Aquarium
we're not kids anymore.
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@pinescone-headcanons
wirt & greg both sleep like the dead post-unknown (because in the comics theyre just ??? going back??? & if we also follow that the unknown is some kind of purgatory well.) & it freaks dipper out the first time wirt wakes up scared. like. dippers chilling, not asleep, & wirt Is asleep, looking near dead, until he’s not, shooting up back straight shaking crying the works
wirt wrote dipper a sweet poem once and it was super obvious that he spent a long time on it bc it was really good. dipper was very impressed and grateful but also panicked abouy returning the favor bc "I'm not an artistic person, Mabel!! and I can't write a dissertation for him because what kind of present is that???"
Wirt and Dipper are very very proud of having each other because neither of them expected to ever have a romantic partner.
Wirt and Dipper are both overprotective brothers who will step in the path of danger for those they love. When Wirt and Dipper encountered a threat together for the first time, they both immediately tried to shield each other, arms around the other.
In an au where wirt has antlers: dipper often hangs a bell from the antlers so he can find wirt if he were to lose him in the woods
When Wirt and Dippee can afford a house, a little blue bird comes to their bird house every day. They call her ‘Beatrice’ and leave her lots of bird seed.
Wirt has commitment issues and it took YEARS for him to marry Dipper. Dipper waited patiently for him the whole time.
Wirt is jealous of Dipper and Mabel’s twinness because they’re built-in friends. Since Greg is so much younger, Wirt is the de facto adult figure. It takes a lot of time, maturity and therapy well into adulthood for Wirt and Greg to see each other as equals.
Whenever Dipper gets protective of Wirt (someone makes an unsolicited remark about his body, or says something homophobic, or criticizes him for not being in control of Greg when they’re out in public) Wirt will complain and insist he’s independent and can handle himself. He secretly loves it.
Wirt forgot to respond when Dipper confessed
When he finally reciprocated, they stood around for a moment not knowing what to do, even Dipper’s plan had not reached this point
When Greg was nine, Dipper assumed Greg already knew there was no Santa and told him the story of how he and Mabel caught their parents putting Santa’s gifts under the tree.
Greg did not already know.
Wirt feels this deep kinship with Frodo, though he can’t explain why
Wirt remained jealous of Wendy Corduroy until the day he died.
Wirt has celebrity crushes. Dipper doesn’t care until he and his sister become internet celebrities and Wirt actually gets noticed by some of the people he’s talked about finding attractive before. This becomes a bigger problem when Wirt is a published author and a successful developmental psychologist who has his own internet presence, albeit smaller than the Pines’. Suddenly, Dipper finds himself fighting with lurkers in the comment section of Wirt’s TikTok account
(Someone please write a fanfic about this I will pay you)
Wirt got plagerized by James Somerton and feels weirdly vindicated about it.
Dipper leaves wirt little treats in his bag when he goes to work every morning
wirt writes poems for dipper and gives it to him. dipper glues them in a specific section of his journal