sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME
@zoethesportsblog
a few of my favorites
a new one just dropped
had to add a couple favs from my personal collection
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Acquired Stardust
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
2025 on Tumblr: Trends That Defined the Year

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sorry to tack on but i have a folder full of these images bc i collect ones that make me laugh, MY TIME HAS COME
@zoethesportsblog
a few of my favorites
a new one just dropped
had to add a couple favs from my personal collection
i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny
that man ryland grace doesnt fuck anybody but markiplier had to open his big fat mouth and now i cant scroll the tag without the consequences of his words plastered in front of me bro. i dont caaaaaaare show me things about the movie and book
tumblr users so racist they would rather ship ryland grace with anybody but the guy he literally had a fucking baby with
tumblr users so misogynistic they would rather draw ryland grace boning markiplier from another dimension than spend a single second thinking about her
Every month there’s a section in the wizard magazine listing the new “unsportsmanlike” spells that have been created. They’re not technically forbidden, just emphatically discouraged.
10. Counterspell
9. Delayed Counterspell
8. Contingency Counterspell
7. Contingency Counterspell Fireball
6. Forget Languages
5. Summon Distraction
4. Entropy Beam
3. Dominate Sphere
2. Fireball 2
1. Dampen Spellbook
Sorcerers gain powers binding themselves to a single word. It's been a while, and all the common words in the dictionary have been taken.
There's always been something wrong with you. But you've hidden it well enough up until this point. You kept to yourself, didn't let anyone else get too close.
You were more than thorough. You've been bound to this word for as long as you can remember. You couldn't let anyone else have it, because you needed all the power you could amass to do what you needed to.
You knew when a new Sorcerer wanted your word, and one way or another, you stopped them. You're not proud of what you've done, but if anyone else knew this hell, they would have to understand.
Today is the day you set yourself free. Some of the most powerful Sorcerers have gathered from around the world in one place, and with years of subtle planning over restless night after restless night, you'll be in position to make it happen.
The crowd is roiling, brimming with excitement to hear some of the latest, most exciting Words that have been bound, and see their demonstrations.
A notecard in the right hands. A tap on the right shoulder. A whisper in the right ear. Just like that, the stage is yours.
You look out to the crowd, assaulting your mind with the sheer noise. If only they knew.
You step up to the sound crystal and tap it a few times on purpose, the crowd wincing from the feedback. You smirk to yourself. Your life's work come to fruition, and you can't even resist a little joke.
You clear your throat, and the crowd stops talking.
But as you speak your word, your head is still anything but-
The power thrums within you, bursting, crying, screaming, howling to get out-
You close your eyes.
"...Quiet."
And with one single word, Sorcery is no more.
The crowd is confused at first, but they figure it out soon enough. You hear their anger. You hear their cries. You hear their anguish.
You don't even open your eyes as three of the most powerful Sorcerers in the world have to resort to physically tackling you to the ground, like common men.
The roar of the crowd and the shouting from the stage is deafening.
But finally.
FINALLY.
You don't hear the voices in your head anymore.
Peace. And quiet.
Genuinely I think this might be the most important scene in the book
this is the moment he becomes her second in command by the way. not the coma resistance gene. not some insane feat of scientific discovery above the rest. ryland grace looks the most powerful woman in the world in the eye and demands to take part in the project. because he looked in those children's faces and saw death. just like stratt did. and that's what dooms him. she saw the good man underneath the coward and she will kill the coward to let the good man breathe. phm
@carlyraejepsans how does it feel to be the most correct person ever. You're so right
flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this
Things to look for in this:
Fish
Eyes
Body
This is one of the greatest pieces of art in the world OP
In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.
Taylor Swift does this
no she doesn’t
You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.
#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic
Rocky + Movement Project Hail Mary (2026) dir. Phil Lord, Chris Miller
#myturtle
Asexuals were always part of pride and it really fucking shows when people think it's a recent term.
Although not going by the term "asexual" yet, asexuality was spoken about alongside homosexuality as far back as the 1890s. Asexual history is just as vital to queer history as any other term and I'm so tired of watching us being treated like a new thing
This image is so so fucking important to me
Reblog this, cowards
All gays will go to hellsite
What if in hellsite but not gay
NO!
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Closest match: Psylliodes chrysocephala genome assembly, chromosome: 4 Common name: Cabbage Stem Flea Beetle
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Louie Varland would not have done that to me
the etsy witch must still be rolling with it because whenever the mariners get hit by a pitch they're like 'oh well, teehee! it hit my guard :) guess i get to go to first' and then whenever the blue jays get hit by a pitch it's like they've been shot.
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.