Pingo's Pinned Post (Read Before Interacting) (Not Required But I Spent Like 20 Minutes On It)
Pingo Guidelines (Mostly for my [blog owner's] sake):
Pingo will never break character with normal text, text from me (blog owner) will be highlighted or altered in some way.
Pingo goes by He/It, but gnomes dont have genders. they reproduce via mitosis. they do have nasty gnome sex though and you do NOT want to hear about it.
Pingo is about the size of a standard soda can, natural features and creatures in the Bramble (Pingo's home) are just larger then normal.
Pingo exists in a similar universe to most fantasy blogs, (evil wizard n all them) with modern things thrown in for comedic effect.
Pingo's home, the Bramble, is a larger then average blackberry bramble in a temperate climate zone similar to the northeastern united states.
Pingo is fluent in English and Gnomish, though has such a strong regional accent in the latter that he is completely incomprehensible to standard Gnomish speakers.
Pingo has only left the Bramble once, to buy the GnomTech personal computer he uses to post on the internet. He doesn't know how he got to the human part of the internet, and is very scared and would like to leave.
