The Joan Zone

Joan (cj). 21 . she/her . Funny Animal Enthusiast . Mostly a Zapruder Films blog

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Hi!! I’m Joan! 🦔

I’ve had this blog since 2018 and it’s about time I made an actual intro post!

Interests: funny animals. anything Matt Johnson / Zapruder Films, but especially NTBTS and The Dirties. IASIP. Horror movies. My little pony (g3 and g4).

Tags: cj (my initials. marks my original posts), schoolposting, workposting, foodposting

DNI: TCC. radfems. bigots. idk what else is out there but basically just be kind

❕18+ account. Nothing super explicit, but I will be tagging NSFW posts❕

Current favorite song (which I will be constantly updating):

See you around :)

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shes so beautiful wtffffffffff

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My Spotify wrapped is soooo fucked I can already tell

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[girl who has not figured it out] IVE FIGURED IT OUT

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Owen who flees from Matt after the shooting, who's so horrified of him he's reduced to speechless cowering

vs

Matt who finds out Jay's killed a guy and stands by him, doesn't hesitate, dies for him, loves him til his last breath

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when you find a feature attractive on one person but slowly you start to become attracted to that feature 😳

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Jay is not innocent. Jay is not passive. Jay is not a hapless victim. He chose this again and again. He is just as evil as Matt. He’s perverted and masochistic and he’s living his best masochistic pervert life. He’s my lovely nightmare boy and I wouldn’t want it any other way

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And I’m so insistent about this because it is crucial to the narrative that Owen thedirties could never match Matty’s freak but Jay would be 110% on board

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I’m still going

Not to parasocially speculate but. An angel sent from heaven relayed to me that mj sometimes maybe perhaps crossdresses at home. In the bedroom yes but also for fun. I just think he needs Something that’s just for him and his lover and also probably Jay.

^^ this is a man who likes to get fucked in panties and a lacy bralette

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I said what I said

I want to make him feel so pretty.

This color really suits you, don’t you think? I’ve noticed that you’re a soft summer :P

What he thinks is sexy is the contrast between an inelegant masculine body with equally rigid body language + frilly lingerie but really there is no contrast at all. It just looks right. Silk hugs his curves so naturally. His face flushes at a moment’s notice just like a delicate damsel. Pink lips and belladonna eyes. My beautiful princess!! My lovely girl!!

And of course it would be so rewarding watching him melt under you. Hearing his husky voice get higher and thinner as you touch him, cooing and petting his hair. And soon you’ll have her whimpering, ‘I’m yours, I’m yours, I’m your pretty girl…”

🥰

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Jay is not innocent. Jay is not passive. Jay is not a hapless victim. He chose this again and again. He is just as evil as Matt. He’s perverted and masochistic and he’s living his best masochistic pervert life. He’s my lovely nightmare boy and I wouldn’t want it any other way

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Tonight, tonight.

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Oh My God Bruh

So I told my mom about this new psychological information and she said “what no you don’t I’ve never even heard of that. All that stuff is normal for people with anxiety” and then after a day she called me up like Yeah okay I may have that as well. Girl

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what if we crucified the insincere tonight… and we were both boys….

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Holy ball shot

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So basically love is everywhere if you look

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“These are for us!” a small doodle loosely inspired by the bouquet

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slow-burn striptease