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[screentitty-blog]

[shitpostgenerator]

friendly reminder that suspiciously large horses are not allowed here

[angry-eevee]

shitpostgenerator would have won the Trojan War.

[acoolguy]

he’s licking his lips…

he’s checking it twice…

[the-pesci-mode]

Five minutes left, on his microwave rice

[smallcitrus]

[godwontpiss-archived]

Some other gems from the source article

[straightboyfriend]

mike’s hard bubble tea

[emeraldfoxface]

It’s just marbles

[breakfastburritoe]

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

[vanity-without-sanity]

You spelled real wrong.

[breakfastburritoe]

Throw this one back into the water boys we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

[pink-fraud]

Ser cute ud

Tak tak

[lake-erie]

hawaiian shirt + dark bags under eyes is a good look… it says yeah i would really love to be carefree and relaxed right now but certain circumstances have made that impossible

[cursedcatimages]

[stereocyon]

mike’s soft lemonade

[stereocyon]

mike’s tender lemonade

[coffinbutch]

mike’s not to me not if it’s you lemonade

[penny-anna]

having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

[thebootydiaries]

*it starts raining*

me: yes

*lighting appears*

me: yES

*thunders explode*

me: YES

*raining intensifies*

me: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

[switch]

you know those lawn mower robots? vegetarian roombas.

[emergencycocktail]

the implication in this post that regular roombas consume meat is frankly kind of terrifying

[commander-ledi]

big portion of dust is in fact human skin so regular roombas consume mostly just human skin.

[dankmemesforsadteens]

[joshpeck]

please get this off of my dashboard

[tartalmatlanulelunk]

[nungers-deactivated20150403]

“you’re gonna be home alone for a bit”

[ostolero]

it’s about time I contributed to the online discourse

bricks are domesticated rocks