Hello!

I'm here for jokes and recommendations. if you have a book/movie/podcast you like, let me know.

[moonlitmartyr]

I hate ruminating on what could have been. Out here thinking "if only I locked in when I was 13" are we serious

[viralfrog]

[dragongirlbunny]

[thegaymertrainer]

Ribbon dancing I was not aware of your evolution 🤯

[plantnerderyallday]

I see this, and I see where gymnastics was like 50 years ago, and I really wonder what in the world gymnastics will look like in 50 years.

[balaclava-trismegistus]

ʷʰᵃᵗˢ ᵘᵖ ᶦᵗˢ ᵐᵉ ᵗᶦⁿʸ ʰᵃʷᵏ

ᶦ ᶦⁿᵛᵉⁿᵗᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉ ᵗᵉᶜʰ ᵈᵉᶜᵏ

[balaclava-trismegistus]

[liirker-at-thresholds]

I really like how the scientology speedrunning trend is developing, in this clip we see that the participants are

Not deterred by the closed door

Working as a group

Protecting their identities

Inflicting material costs to the institution via property destruction

Getting away at the end

These ideas were not all here from the beginning. They are genuinely gaining experience that can be applied elsewhere

[liirker-at-thresholds]

The church of scientology is on tumblr and they are sending me anon asks telling me that they can't even commit to reporting a post

[copperbadge]

Email from your boss pointing out a fairly major error you have made in the handling of a semi-important document.

While internally panicking, politely thank him for catching it, tell him what you'll do to fix it, and set about fixing it immediately.

In the course of fixing it, realize it is not in fact an error, and begin preparing evidence of this for your boss.

Boss provides what appears at first to be compelling counter evidence, but skills you possess and he does not allow you to discredit it almost immediately.

Panic because now you have to somehow politely point out to your boss that his counter evidence is erroneous.

Boss accepts this calmly by ignoring it.

Regret that you can't start drinking at 10:45am.

My fitness tracker thinks I did cardio this morning.

[zzekk007]

It's simply a matter of time

[willgrahamscock]

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

[the44th]

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

[i-am-a-lazy-mess]

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

[fireleaptfromhousetohouse]

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

[the-little-armored-one]

[tinyyellowflowers-blog]

Was talking to a coworker today who explained that her grandfather was like Snow White “but Californian. And an old man.” in that the creatures of the forest would follow him around and presumably duet with him.

“When he died the ravens sat in the trees outside for a week, watching. Taking turns. A horde of raccoons tried to break into the house every night, tearing at the siding. Eventually they gave up, but it was unsettling.”

“Aww. They were checking on him!” I said, like a normal person. Internally, I thought “Maybe you could do the thing you do with dead pets, where you show them to the living pets so the living pet understands they’re gone. But I guess if you did that to a bunch of scavenging species, they’d be like “Well, that’s very sad but he IS food now.” So what you’d need, for human sensibilities, is some sort of transparent corpse barrier. Like a see-through coffin oh that’s what the dwarves were doing! You’ve stopped paying attention to this conversation about the loss of a beloved family member you gotta phase back in.”

[teathattast]

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[ebookporn]

[emmettkane]

[tigerator]

[bowelfly]

cherry season