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20 | silly goose

[lennyjamin]

spoke deeply to me.

[villainettess]

gardening is so fun. when i plant stuff i really just be whackin my lil shovel against the dirt and pattin it down thinking grow, dammit!

[doubleca5t]

two year anniversary of my vocabulary being permanently changed for the worse

[saucysage]

wear robes do magic serve cunt

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nagasleeps]

Fallen rocks?

[anatthema-art]

inspired by a friend misspeaking

[evilvillain123456789]

court jester sucking the king silly right there on his throne, in full view of the guards

[ara-queen]

His stupid little hat jingling away

[the-book-reaper]

the king develops a pavlovian response to jingling bells

[sillygirlol]

MY TOMATO PLANT FINALLY HAS TOMATOSSSSS

[pink-piper]

#mood

[coelii]

[coelii]

[coelii]

[youmegravity]

Honestly the only slur I ever get called is 'gay' or 'homo', people here just aren't very creative with their slurs anymore

[youmegravity]

I want to be able to wag my tail when a girl is being nice to me!!!

[youmegravity]

I replied this to the wrong post.

[kaijuno]

The SS Warrimoo, a passenger steamship traveling from Vancouver to Australia, was silently knifing its way across the mid-Pacific waters. The navigator had just finished calculating a star fix and handed the results to Captain John DS. Phillips.

The Warrimoo's coordinates were LAT 0º 31' N, LONG 179 30' W. The date was December 31, 1899. "Know what this means?" First Mate Payton announced, "We're only a few miles from the intersection of the Equator and the International Date Line."

Captain Phillips was prankish enough to seize the opportunity to do the nautical feat of a lifetime. He summoned his navigators to the bridge to double-check the ship's position. He altered his course slightly to focus directly on his target. He then altered the engine's speed.

The calm weather and clear night worked to his advantage. At midnight, the SS Warrimoo rested on the Equator, exactly where it had crossed the International Date Line. The ramifications of this odd arrangement were numerous.

The ship's bow was in the Southern Hemisphere, in the middle of summer. The stern was in the Northern Hemisphere, in the midst of winter. The date on the aft portion of the ship was December 31, 1899. The date on the forward half of the ship was January 1, 1900. The ship experienced multiple days, months, years, seasons, and centuries simultaneously.

[syn4k]

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you're welcome

[mmelete]

[transgenderization]

no.

realistic transgender represention will kill the patient.

she needs crossdressing manga to live

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Well, then, if an eclipse is so rare and frightening a phenomenon, it is very easy and almost inevitable to argue that its consequence must be an equally rare and frightening event on Earth. In short, an eclipse must portend disaster.*

* The very word 'disaster' is from a Greek term meaning, essentially, 'evil stars.'

"The Stars in their Courses" - Isaac Asimov

[raptorific]

The true funniest thing about Breaking Bad is that Walter White is only the main character because he has main character syndrome, fundamentally believes that it straight-up doesn't make sense for something to happen if it's Not About Him, and when something is happening that's about someone else, he inserts himself into the situation until it ends up about him

[catboybiologist]

My HRT prescriptions are written by a lesbian and honestly that feels like the natural order of things. Woman with a personal interest in making more women.

[rainbowgod666]

Ah, a production line worker

Thats what i like to see

[catboybiologist]

In love with your tags

[thesentientspine]

:3

[catboybiologist]

Wpwoieufjsnsnlapapapss I LOVE THIS